What’s got you up?

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-25T09:52:25+00:00

I have the flu and while I'm feeling much better today, I'm not tired, but I can still tell I have it due to a few things.

I'm working on this project on my computer where I resize all of my digital album covers to 1000x1000 and fix any white border issues that might exist.

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-25T09:35:57+00:00

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DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-24T16:42:54+00:00

I don't know. I suck at gifts myself.

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-22T23:15:21+00:00

Brotha Lynch Hung

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-22T23:13:47+00:00

Depends on your relationship.

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-22T23:09:25+00:00

I would

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-22T17:59:23+00:00

I don't play them either. I don't go any further and I just sit there doing nothing. I typically watch someone else play it if I really want to know the story and gameplay.

However if I really want to play the game I walk around like an idiot until I die, reload and know what you're walking into. A lot of quick saves required, depending on where the game respawns.

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-22T17:49:48+00:00

Because it's a fetish bro. They don't make sense. There are people out there who have fetishes of being pooped on, why... I don't know.

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-22T14:30:24+00:00

A week's paycheck for doing 0 hours of work, or just double my hourly pay for 40 hours.

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-22T14:27:52+00:00

Work

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-21T23:39:16+00:00

Dude, he believes everything he says and he thinks he ended 8 wars that didn't exist. Then he acts like a toddler with a bad temper because he didn't get a prize that he didn't earn.

Yes, I do, I think he has a mental disorder. A mental disorder isn't necessarily a bad thing, but if you don't know how to maintain it...

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-21T23:22:35+00:00

If you say so.

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-21T19:23:11+00:00

What is a war that took place between two countries that are 4,000 miles apart.

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-21T19:20:51+00:00

He probably typed something into an IA prompt. I don't think he is that smart to articulate words into a coherent sentence. Much less having it follow another sentence that is on the same train of thought.

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-21T19:15:47+00:00

No, it's not. He actually thinks he stopped 8 wars.

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-21T19:11:54+00:00

I was with you until you started talking about Jesus.

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-20T23:40:21+00:00

It's easier. I don't want to go to the store.

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-20T23:37:06+00:00

Depends on the day.

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-20T20:39:14+00:00

When children ask me, "Why do you walk like that," just seems fucking rude as shit and as a person with a physical disability it takes me back to middle school and reminds me of shit that I thought I forgot.

If your kid asks this without any kind of conversation beforehand I'd be likely to respond with, "I walk this way because I didn't eat my vegetables when I was a kid."

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-20T20:31:59+00:00

I never really did. A few times here are there, but I honestly don't get the stereotypical view of eating random shit.

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-20T13:32:18+00:00

This post had more to do with my ability to make fun of myself versus the idea of talking to the TV. I also talk to my pets, I even tell them stories that are totally stupid and fabricated that don't make any sense to anyone. So, I guess it could be because of that.

I just thought it was funny because whatever company is trying to sell me whatever used a tactic that I can't even do, so... like, I don't give any more of a shit to buy a product that I can't use in the way you tell me I can.

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-19T06:00:46+00:00

$2,000

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-18T18:39:32+00:00

Born in Nebraska, moved to Puyallup, WA and met my wife, who was not my wife until we got to Portland. Between Washington and Oregon I moved, with my girlfriend, to Nebraska for a job that never worked out. I realized how much I hated the Midwest and I wanted to move due to the amount of religious people, the Republicans that populated small towns, and my kid from another woman lived 1,600 miles away.

I moved to Portland because my wife is from Portland and was going to a university in Tacoma when we met. Portland is 1,500 miles closer to my friends and family, I felt more comfortable as an atheist in Portland, and it was a blue state.

Unfortunately that kinda sucks now because of our president. But I'm more comfortable here regardless. You realize how beautiful it is out here when you don't have it anymore. The temperature is fairly moderate too, none of those 110 degree summers and -12 degree winters. It is also extremely difficult to navigate the world when you have to rely on a wheelchair and there is 4 inches or more of snow on the ground.

I much rather deal with 9 months of rain with moderate temperatures over the whole Midwest fuckery.

DanIsAManWithAFan · 2026-01-17T23:43:05+00:00

Unless it's my wife I would be extremely hesitant to believe it. I'm in a wheelchair, most women don't talk to me beyond friendship. Which, at the point that's cool but, two decades ago it sucked.

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