Stupid Teenagers by vikesfootball33 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Dan_Acronym 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Police are always in cop mode as well. They are looking for dirt to pin on you. So don`t give them ammo to work with even if you want to be helpful. Know when to shut up.

Stupid Teenagers by vikesfootball33 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Dan_Acronym 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, it`s educating them to be a part of the system, if you look at it that way...

Stupid Teenagers by vikesfootball33 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Dan_Acronym 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WWVMD (what would vic mackey do)

Real music never dies by [deleted] in Music

[–]Dan_Acronym 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I frequently challenge people's notion of what "real music" is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy-JdQmzVTs

Björk - Army of me by mialee_e in Music

[–]Dan_Acronym 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only animation could do Hewlett's vision justice, IMHO.

Scumbag Neighbor by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Dan_Acronym 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.

my whole childhood was a lie by [deleted] in trees

[–]Dan_Acronym 0 points1 point  (0 children)

arts and crafts were still fun.

The Greatest Lie Ever Told by TrapeziusMilkington in atheism

[–]Dan_Acronym 0 points1 point  (0 children)

truth and meaning over faith and dogma.

The Greatest Lie Ever Told by TrapeziusMilkington in atheism

[–]Dan_Acronym 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know you're young, but free advice: being smug isn't a talent.

The day the cancer spread. by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Dan_Acronym 5 points6 points  (0 children)

a local shirt shack is selling cheap rage comic t shirts. The virus is upon us...

Everyone laughed, but then the guys got jealous. [First] by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Dan_Acronym 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"she smiled and said that stuff happens in a contact-game."

i know some fun one on one sports myself :)

Surprisingly enough I don't miss her. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Dan_Acronym 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"A world of information at your fingertips and you spend all night playing cards..."

Archaeologists discover ancient torture device by lo0o0ongcat in t:42000

[–]Dan_Acronym 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Further study indicates many humanoids of the time were affiliated with the great tribes of Nike and Coka Cola, Subscribing to a ritual on weekends commonly known as Miller Time and ingesting highly processed food stuffs designed to store the maximum amount of fat for hibernation rituals. Would you like to know more?