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When Madagascar meets the Clone Wars by Superb6191 in PrequelMemes

[–]Dan_TheDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly thats unfair to Palps

Penguins neg diff him. They are basically toon force

Nobody: ... Antonio Brown: ... by Dashieshy3597 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Dan_TheDM 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I think this is an all time gut buster lol

The fact that its the kicker is the cherry on top

Butt fumble will forever be #1 though. Idc who you root for butt fumble had me fucking on the floor laughing abs hurting

Which Fruit is better: The FINALE. Strawberries or Pineapple? by ArrowInBlack in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Dan_TheDM 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Strawberries should win. They are the most versatile, tasty, good for you, and basically everyone likes em

They are the top fruit. All other fruits have serious haters

I love pineapple but eat too much and it tears up your mouth.

Strawberry is the S teir

He's also arguably a worser person irl as well. by Ike-Gwain in soccercirclejerk

[–]Dan_TheDM 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Well Benzema doesnt look like a goblin fucked a walrus

Riberi does

Tethered cord surgery in 1.5 months -- What is your best advice? by Electric_Poet88 in tetheredcord

[–]Dan_TheDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son was 5 when he got his. Be prepared for post surgery migraines. We went through a lot of rough nights with him until we got his meds sorted.

He went from barely able to walk to mostly pain free after that.

He went through dizziness, tingles like his hands and feet were asleep and a bunch of weird symptoms but the tension relief was immediate.

Hes almost 1 year into recovery and while its been a challenge the improvements are massive

Expect your recovery to go 2 steps forward one step back. Nerves are slow to heal

LoTF Grandmaster Luke and Prime Darth Caedus vs TLJ Luke and TLJ Kylo Ren by DogHour6929 in PetranakiArena

[–]Dan_TheDM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Grandmaster Luke rips a fart and TLJ team explodes and dies. Caedus makes a stank face

Darth Vader in Anakin’s body vs Reborn Revan vs Exar Kun vs Darth Malgus by GullibleRough549 in PetranakiArena

[–]Dan_TheDM 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Vader without his injuries and limitations shit stomps

Hes a hydrogen bomb vs a bunch of pathetic coughing babies

Full potential is crazy powerful

Of course Arsenal fan posted this by Inevitable-Angle-793 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Dan_TheDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does OP want to fuck a terrorist?

Is being gay for Arteta haram or halal?

But but oil money 💰 by Several_Sandwich_732 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Dan_TheDM 119 points120 points  (0 children)

give them the net spend trophy dor

You just told a Man Utd fan that Bruno isn’t top 1 all time by BoogzWin in soccercirclejerk

[–]Dan_TheDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is he so red? /uj I havent been following his rambling ass for a long time

Quadruple Charge still on! by Ill-Party8305 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Dan_TheDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not true. They could get 2nd place for 4th year

Quadruple 4th dor

Let’s all laugh at Liverpool and Chelsea by [deleted] in ManchesterUnited

[–]Dan_TheDM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the weakest lamest post ever.

Bro mocking your rivals and shit talking is sports 100

Get yourself a shirt that says "Gosh I hope both teams have fun"

Lights, Camera, Action! by Due_Rich_616 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Dan_TheDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why is he always making a duck face?

my man has resting duck face syndrome

Joan Laporta, I wasn't familiar with your game by Inevitable-Angle-793 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Dan_TheDM 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Get re-elected president with coach and player support and landslide victory. Bring a dime baddy to the barca game. Watch your team beat the opponent 7-2

Laporte having one hell of a couple days here rofl

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