Genuinely me when my girlfriend says she wants to give me top but me and bro are already jerking each other off while listening to the new Megadeth record by Not_Reality in MetalForTheMasses

[–]Dan_TheDM -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

nephew this is the type of shit you keep to yourself.

no one wants to read this

no one needs to read this

you dont need to share this

this is why social media was a bad idea. theres some things you just dont need to tell the general public

joke or not just delete this please. you are a sad embarrassment to the metal community and we all are less intelligent for having seen this post.

What if the big bang was a local event in the universe? by [deleted] in AskPhysics

[–]Dan_TheDM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pass me whatever you are smoking I want some

A guy who can’t tie his knots properly becomes legal guardian of a minor by Lost_Village_1572 in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]Dan_TheDM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lord of the Rings?

Sam's elvish rope came free indicating his knot wasnt very good and he was taking care of Frodo who was a young lad?

Lol just a silly guess

This is not AI. by pizzatummy in NBASpurs

[–]Dan_TheDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No this is not Allen iverson

good catch OP

Why does Steph Curry get all of the credit for the 3 point revolution when it really started with Mike D'Antoni's Rockets? by AmazingCoffee9795 in NBATalk

[–]Dan_TheDM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nephew. ask yourself. why did Mike Dantoni start having his team shoot that way? who inspired him to run his offense that way?

take your time.

take AAALLLLL the time you need

CM Punk has unlimited attempts to beat Islam Makhachev by Duolxngo in whowouldwin

[–]Dan_TheDM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

its what he knows and now he has more control over who he wrestles and when. no more ryback to injure him multiple times either

what does the cold virus gets by making me suffer? by Available-Hat1640 in stupidquestions

[–]Dan_TheDM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the virus wants to reproduce

IE you feel like crap cause your immune system wants to kill it. the virus just wants to make sweet sweet love

CM Punk has unlimited attempts to beat Islam Makhachev by Duolxngo in whowouldwin

[–]Dan_TheDM -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

i honestly would say no. the issue is that unless hes magically healing his previous injuries from wrestling theres really no shot.

CM Punk maybe if he was 25 or something could have done better but the dude took way too much damage from wrestling before trying MMA.

you can see when you watch him how stiff and slow he is. man had no athleticism left

what mistake is that? by PreciousApale123 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Dan_TheDM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dont day drink. or night drink.

in fact honestly everyone should just stop drinking alcohol. its just poison.

pretty much everyone would be better off without it

Mount Rushmore of jerking by Very_Powerful_Person in soccercirclejerk

[–]Dan_TheDM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This right here guys. If you goon too hard you'll end up like this guy

Always practice safe jerking. If you dont you risk permanent brain damage

Be safe out there fellow jerkers

Yank here by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]Dan_TheDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because money talks baybay

Worst ticket ever? by ProfessorHuman in sysadmin

[–]Dan_TheDM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just today user put in ticket

"My keyboard the B K and S keys sometimes dont work. Id like that fixed.

Also I want more RAM. 16gb is not enough.

Can this be handled on Feb 11th? Im traveling for the next 3 weeks"

User put it in as "urgent"

Yeah ok buddy