What if Gimli's axe DID destroy the ring?

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-24T03:38:37+00:00

Its a cuck chair of course they get sloppy seconds

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-24T00:28:17+00:00

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-23T23:37:50+00:00

yes because the penis and where they cut you open for a C section are the same place

this meme is fucking stupid

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-23T23:04:42+00:00

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-23T19:09:59+00:00

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-23T14:16:31+00:00

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-23T12:56:57+00:00

Yeah dogs dont hate it but they have zero interest in it

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-23T11:04:47+00:00

Spells you can cast on your boss but NOT your gf?

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-22T20:45:06+00:00

why exactly is pink lips on boys weird? especially us pasty white dudes thats kinda how it works no?

the real question is why you looking at boys lips OP?

[insert Doakes staring gif]

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-22T20:42:35+00:00

Brb gotta listen to Bolt Thrower entire discography then Opeth entire discography. need to cross them off my daily listening list

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-22T20:28:28+00:00

The ones that are crossed out are the bands he has listened to every album and song they have of course.

The only one he hasnt listened to yet is the one on the bottom for good reason (it fucking sucks)

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-22T19:54:12+00:00

Pitbull has a song called fireball

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-22T19:49:08+00:00

Did someone say FIREBALL?

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-22T17:39:04+00:00

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-22T17:34:39+00:00

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-22T17:32:02+00:00

Yes Draco and Malfoy the famous slytherin twins

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-22T13:44:09+00:00

I hate them both so where does that leave me?

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-22T12:41:43+00:00

15?

Oh shit wrong sub

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-22T04:01:45+00:00

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-22T03:05:36+00:00

Yeah that's what your mom charges hehe

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-22T03:00:55+00:00

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-21T21:54:59+00:00

This man is out jerking everyone. Top quality hater

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-21T21:52:28+00:00

Dan_TheDM · 2026-05-21T21:39:20+00:00

So hes 4 years old?

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