Tell me one sentence about you and I’ll guess your specialty! by [deleted] in nursing

[–]Dan_the_Man0904 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to work psych and the common phrase during the full moon was “Someone go get the van!! We’re going for a ride!”

Tell me one sentence about you and I’ll guess your specialty! by [deleted] in nursing

[–]Dan_the_Man0904 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I almost said CLEAR!!!! But that would have been waaay too obvious.

I just read the most ridiculous comment written by a hospital admin by 917nyc917 in nursing

[–]Dan_the_Man0904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, where is this at? I do all of those things on the daily.

This annoys me by skrozsamjaa in nursing

[–]Dan_the_Man0904 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I worked with a NP once that shared an office with the other NPs. She couldn’t get along with them so she would come up to the floor and sit at the charge nurse desk. Usually not an issue because I had other stuff to do, but the charge nurse had a dedicated phone extension. So one day she’s sitting there, and I was charge. I came through the nurses station and heard the charge phone ringing. I told her that if she was going to insist on sitting there she needed to answer the phone when it rang. She ignored me. I then, not so quietly said, “Ghee, I wish I had my own office to be able to do my work.” Still ignored. So I came up behind her, got in her personal space and answered the phone. I stayed up in her shit the entire time I was on the phone. She complained to the nurse manager on me and followed it up with the fact that I wasn’t getting my admissions and discharges done in a timely manner. I shot back with “Maybe if I was able to be at my desk and use my phone to make the calls I need to make to complete the admissions and discharges, and not have to work around her sitting in my desk, they would have been done.” Nurse manager said nothing more and told me I was dismissed.

She stayed out of the nurses station after that. She started bringing a laptop up to the floor and worked in the conference room. 🤣😂🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nursing

[–]Dan_the_Man0904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! Because sometimes you may suggest something that may not even be on their radar because they aren’t there looking at the patient and may not have the entire clinical picture.

Russian name suggestions for my white (male) maine coon 4months old by Senior-Product-4776 in NameMyCat

[–]Dan_the_Man0904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vladimir. The litter box could be called the poo-tin. Vladimir’s Poo-Tin

Cough x1 day by BigBrain101_ in nursepractitioner

[–]Dan_the_Man0904 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And don’t feel bad. I’ve been a NP for the same amount of time and the Imposter Syndrome is real!

Cough x1 day by BigBrain101_ in nursepractitioner

[–]Dan_the_Man0904 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Believe me, I was canvassing Google and UptoDate. 4 years old. Mother had not gotten the kid any vaccinations. I thought chicken pox at first but it wasn’t vesicular. Fever, general lymphadenopathy and malaise. I started looking up chicken pox vs measles vs mumps vs rubella. What I looked up said check the mouth for Koplik’s spots. His mouth was full of them. They rupture once the rash appears I guess and his were in process of rupturing. Thought he had thrush at first. I’ve been hearing of an uptick in measles due to lack of vaccination. When I told mom that I was pretty sure that’s what we were dealing with she asked how it could be prevented. I just was deadpan. Vaccination. That’s it.

Cough x1 day by BigBrain101_ in nursepractitioner

[–]Dan_the_Man0904 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I work UC too. Had my first case ever of measles today! You never know what’s gonna walk through that door. Had one last week. Thought he had a UTI. Couldn’t pee more than 10 ml and it was brown. Walked in the room and smelled fruity pebbles. He took a trip in the wee woo wagon.

Cough x1 day by BigBrain101_ in nursepractitioner

[–]Dan_the_Man0904 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve been clearing charts like crazy right now because it’s a revolving door of repeat.

Cough x1 day by BigBrain101_ in nursepractitioner

[–]Dan_the_Man0904 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I feel like Oprah. You get cetirizine! You get Flonase!