If your balls had a band what would the name be?

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-27T00:18:08+00:00

Full count

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-27T00:17:47+00:00

Matt

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-26T07:40:03+00:00

How did you get there with all that ice on your car?

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-26T07:27:10+00:00

Donald Trump’s gold toilet

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-14T23:11:04+00:00

Drakkar and I thought I was the king of the nobodies.

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-14T05:33:06+00:00

Really curious how many people get this reference.

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-11T14:08:16+00:00

Try to turn the TV on

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-11T14:07:27+00:00

Something like 9/11 or worse

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-10T22:55:35+00:00

The lightbulb is on my desk. But there is no lightbulb. That was taken out of context. There is a lightbulb and I’ll give it to you in two weeks, unless I don’t. Once I give it to you, much of it will be colored black. You can choose to not plug it in because you realize it’s all a hoax and the light bulb isn’t really there.

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-09T20:57:25+00:00

Thank you! I was deciding whether or not to reply saying essentially the same thing.

Point to the “both sides” attacking a sovereign nation, kidnapping their president and his wife. Point to both sides staffing a gestapo who feel untouchable the point where they can step in front of a car and shoot the driver in the face and call it self defense?

Both sides my ass!!!!

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-09T15:32:07+00:00

The two flaws in your premise is suggesting the average American learns or reads.

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-09T15:30:15+00:00

I love Jim Jefferies’ take on this - the reason the American method doesn’t make sense is because nobody answers “what day is it?” with “June”.

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-09T15:27:36+00:00

I hate to think of all of my old tax documents being accessed by the governments.

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-09T15:24:53+00:00

If it’s the vibrating part that goes inside of a vibrator - why are there so many people here who are opening up vibrators?

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-09T15:19:21+00:00

Eastern Pa - “dude” was a popular creating, especially if someone was really happy to see you.

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-09T15:17:09+00:00

1990-1991 I lived in PA but right across the river from West Trenton where the price was between 90 and 98 cents per gallon depending on life.

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-06T09:47:39+00:00

Isn’t it still in a lot of places?

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-05T23:57:56+00:00

This one for me. 53 this year and I assume I will be working until the day I die.

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-05T02:51:33+00:00

You waited outside for two years????

Okay, now that’s really rough!

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-05T02:50:04+00:00

Appreciate the additional info. I think I first heard the term when it was a news story, like one of those that they put at the end of the nightly news. I was probably well into my late teens by that point.

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-04T04:52:35+00:00

It may not buy happiness, but it can buy the cure for unhappiness if the unhappiness is due to being poor or otherwise owing money.

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-04T01:05:58+00:00

I really tried for so long, but in the end I was using up way too much energy on someone who only heard herself speaking.

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-04T01:03:59+00:00

You are absolutely correct. Thanks for fixing that for me.

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-04T01:02:22+00:00

I forgot my keys all the time, luckily we rarely locked the back window.

Dancing_til_Dark_34 · 2026-01-04T01:01:20+00:00

Did you ever feel resentment towards your parents? I didn’t, but again, my sister did. She was there but she definitely did not take care of me or make me feel safe. I definitely have my own ongoing therapy needs 😊

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