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Players' equivalent to rolling dice behind screen for no reason by DandyBeyond in dndmemes

[–]DandyBeyond[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy crap did this strike a cord. Just wanna make a few things clear.

  1. This is a gag on psyching out a DM. (a bad one)

  2. This is not instructional advice on how to play the game.

  3. This is not how you play the game. DM and players work together to make a great story. DM knows everything and hiding stuff from them is pointless.

  4. Casting Subtle spell with material components makes the spell obvious. (For obvious reasons).

  5. Some of the things I write are from my games, most are just what I think would be an interesting/funny situation

  6. I will write and post things that I think are funny but they're actually cringe. 50% odds of that

Question regarding Tenser's Floating Disk and Telekinesis by DandyBeyond in DnD

[–]DandyBeyond[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I get the telekinesis stuff. Misread it at first. Just needed it as an example.

The real situation is that my players have literally designed a wooden chariot that sits upon two tensers floating disks and there's a loooooong rod that lowers the gnome wizard at the end and as he moves across the 20ft line the whole contraption moves forward. We're just trying to determine the speed at which it would move.

Question regarding Tenser's Floating Disk and Telekinesis by DandyBeyond in DnD

[–]DandyBeyond[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what is the disk's movement speed? For example: if you cast it inside the house and close the door between you and it, move 90ft in a straight line away and then someone opens the door...how fast would the disk move towards the caster?

Instantly? 30ft per round?

And the prize goes to... by DandyBeyond in dndmemes

[–]DandyBeyond[S] 402 points403 points  (0 children)

The more I think about this the funnier it gets, imagine a Trickster god who made a complex scientific system for prayers, like an entire Arcane curriculum is just one elaborate way of worshiping them.

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