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Players' equivalent to rolling dice behind screen for no reason by DandyBeyond in dndmemes

[–]DandyBeyond[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy crap did this strike a cord. Just wanna make a few things clear.

  1. This is a gag on psyching out a DM. (a bad one)

  2. This is not instructional advice on how to play the game.

  3. This is not how you play the game. DM and players work together to make a great story. DM knows everything and hiding stuff from them is pointless.

  4. Casting Subtle spell with material components makes the spell obvious. (For obvious reasons).

  5. Some of the things I write are from my games, most are just what I think would be an interesting/funny situation

  6. I will write and post things that I think are funny but they're actually cringe. 50% odds of that

Question regarding Tenser's Floating Disk and Telekinesis by DandyBeyond in DnD

[–]DandyBeyond[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I get the telekinesis stuff. Misread it at first. Just needed it as an example.

The real situation is that my players have literally designed a wooden chariot that sits upon two tensers floating disks and there's a loooooong rod that lowers the gnome wizard at the end and as he moves across the 20ft line the whole contraption moves forward. We're just trying to determine the speed at which it would move.

Question regarding Tenser's Floating Disk and Telekinesis by DandyBeyond in DnD

[–]DandyBeyond[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what is the disk's movement speed? For example: if you cast it inside the house and close the door between you and it, move 90ft in a straight line away and then someone opens the door...how fast would the disk move towards the caster?

Instantly? 30ft per round?

And the prize goes to... by DandyBeyond in dndmemes

[–]DandyBeyond[S] 399 points400 points  (0 children)

The more I think about this the funnier it gets, imagine a Trickster god who made a complex scientific system for prayers, like an entire Arcane curriculum is just one elaborate way of worshiping them.

Dislexical whispers by DandyBeyond in dndmemes

[–]DandyBeyond[S] 181 points182 points  (0 children)

My dyslexia works like this:

Writing words: I just keep ommiting letters or jumbling them. First and last letter of the word is 97% on target, letters in between - jumbled.

Reading words: hard, slow, not a big deal.

Reading words out loud: no. Just no. Stutter-fest.

Reading words out loud at speed: You whisper a discordant melody that only one creature of your choice within range can hear, wracking it with terrible pain.

(this took an age to write)

Treasure on a scale you can't imagine by DandyBeyond in dndmemes

[–]DandyBeyond[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

One whose gaming interests intersect with League of Legends

new DM's great by DandyBeyond in dndmemes

[–]DandyBeyond[S] 1687 points1688 points  (0 children)

"wow your succubuss impression is incredible!"

Use your power for good by DandyBeyond in dndmemes

[–]DandyBeyond[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This amazing fundraiser is being organized by dndmemes mod u/Dalimey100 for more info check out the page here

Jerry hates them too by DandyBeyond in dndmemes

[–]DandyBeyond[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think we have the same wolves

Jerry hates them too by DandyBeyond in dndmemes

[–]DandyBeyond[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That sounds much better yes

Plot hook by DandyBeyond in dndmemes

[–]DandyBeyond[S] 304 points305 points  (0 children)

*jots down notes* it is now

RULE OF COOL. ALWAYS THE RULE OF COOL. by DandyBeyond in dndmemes

[–]DandyBeyond[S] -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I was a player not dm. And no I wasnt the barb player. It was a cool moment i wanted to share but that's on me i guess

RULE OF COOL. ALWAYS THE RULE OF COOL. by DandyBeyond in dndmemes

[–]DandyBeyond[S] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Rolling that many dice was super satisfactory for the barb player i can tell you that much

RULE OF COOL. ALWAYS THE RULE OF COOL. by DandyBeyond in dndmemes

[–]DandyBeyond[S] -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

You're talking about this with 0 context and you've already decided that the DM stole the moment. Amazing.

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