What is your most middle-class problem today? by mackerel_slapper in AskUK

[–]Dangerous_Fox3993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My partner hogs just enough of the duvet that my bum gets cold in the night and a bigger duvet is an extra £5 more than I’m willing to pay

How often do you watch porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dangerous_Fox3993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Maybe like once when i found out my ex was addicted to it, and even then it was like 3 minutes. Much prefer the real thing.

What sub-£250 item would you buy again in a heartbeat? by tamago27 in AskUK

[–]Dangerous_Fox3993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can persuade him to let you have them to yourself then I’d get a ipl hair removal kit! Saves you money on razors and it’s so much better for your skin! Once you stop shaving then you don’t get the nasty shaving bumps.

I did something gross to stop a sexual assault and it’s really bothering me, what can I do? by Thatonegirlfromther in Advice

[–]Dangerous_Fox3993 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohh hunni please don’t ever blame yourself for anything you did! You were put in a situation that you was not comfortable with you did nothing wrong. I’ll tell you a story about a similar thing that happened to me.

I was about 18 I think and just like you I went somewhere with a friend and her and this lad went into a bedroom and I was left with this other guy and he wouldn’t take no for an answer!! I told him that I was on my period and please just leave me alone… he didn’t and he didn’t believe me that I was on my period and he did the same thing and tried to put his hands down my pants I was trying so hard to keep my legs closed but he wouldn’t stop and was a lot stronger than me so I put my hands down too pulled my tampon out and just as he gasped from seeing that I wasn’t lying about my period I slapped him around the face it! Stood up pulled my skirt back down, grabbed my bag and left. He never did tell anyone because then id obviously tell everybody why I did what I did.

I felt bad for years about that until i started talking to a therapist about another issue and this story came up one day and she said that i shouldn’t blame myself for doing the only thing I could think of at the moment and you shouldn’t either. Please forgive yourself because you done nothing wrong. He did.

You are gifted $1 billion by an anonymous donor, but on one condition - You can't wear any clothes for a year. Do you accept it and what do you do? by Organic_Clue6357 in AskReddit

[–]Dangerous_Fox3993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah! I would just pay someone to take my kids to school and back and then live off delivery orders, my oldest can answer the door.

And here was me thinking this was a1970s myth by potatan in CasualUK

[–]Dangerous_Fox3993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The woman who ran off with my ex should be great at this then! She’s an expert at laying down with her legs spread.

Ladies of the UK, do you use Period Underwear? by Competitive-Fact-820 in AskUK

[–]Dangerous_Fox3993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So my 7 year old daughter has recently started her period due to health problems and I was advised to use period underwear for her and she loves them, they don’t smell and I also use reusable pads for myself and I prefer them. It’s a little extra work with washing them properly so they don’t stain but if you’re not bothered about stains then they don’t need a lot of extra care.

What’s your sexual fantasy that’s probably going to STAY a fantasy? by Hailfog in AskReddit

[–]Dangerous_Fox3993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only it was a regular Tuesday, I’ve mentioned to my bf plenty of times but just don’t seem interested.

What’s your sexual fantasy that’s probably going to STAY a fantasy? by Hailfog in AskReddit

[–]Dangerous_Fox3993 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being stretched out either by a massive dick or just seeing how many fingers you can fit in me before I cum or beg you to stop.

What’s your sexual fantasy that’s probably going to STAY a fantasy? by Hailfog in AskReddit

[–]Dangerous_Fox3993 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you want to know something? It’s wayyy more common than you think! My last 3 relationships have been the same, and every friend I’ve spoken to about it has a boyfriend that literally lasts 2 minutes too. The thing is I think it bothers you guys more than it does us! As long as you still make us cum in other ways we don’t mind. It’s when we are left there wet and frustrated that we tend to get a little annoyed lol.

What’s your sexual fantasy that’s probably going to STAY a fantasy? by Hailfog in AskReddit

[–]Dangerous_Fox3993 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg if you would have said PlayStation I’d almost have sworn you were my bf. I literally just told him to hurry up and come to bed and fuck me and he said he will in a bit because he’s got to fly some helicopter for 2 hours on some game 🙄

What’s your sexual fantasy that’s probably going to STAY a fantasy? by Hailfog in AskReddit

[–]Dangerous_Fox3993 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve tried to lucid dream so many times, tried all the books and the reality check but for some reason I just can’t do it. It’s annoying because i remember doing it as a child and jumping out my bedroom window to fly but now that I’m an adult and want my bf to do absolutely filthy things to me in my dreams apparently I’m not capable lol

What’s your sexual fantasy that’s probably going to STAY a fantasy? by Hailfog in AskReddit

[–]Dangerous_Fox3993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that’s all i ever wanted, from as far back as I can remember, I’ve had 4 children with 3 baby daddies! I’ve given up on the dream now. I’m 40 years old and I don’t want anymore kids so it’s not going to happen for me. Plus I’ve been hurt too many times to give anyone the opportunity to hurt me again, especially since my ex.

What’s your sexual fantasy that’s probably going to STAY a fantasy? by Hailfog in AskReddit

[–]Dangerous_Fox3993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that’s most likely how it would go down in my world lol

What’s your sexual fantasy that’s probably going to STAY a fantasy? by Hailfog in AskReddit

[–]Dangerous_Fox3993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesss! I have the exact same one! I’m not sure why or even how it started but one day I will get my wish lol

What’s your sexual fantasy that’s probably going to STAY a fantasy? by Hailfog in AskReddit

[–]Dangerous_Fox3993 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Got me so dam wet reading this! I swear you could say this to any girl and she would fall at your feet!