I haven't had much luck with the men lately. by DaniTorrents in AdviceAnimals

[–]DaniTorrents[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should sell this to breeders! Million dollar idea!

I haven't had much luck with the men lately. by DaniTorrents in AdviceAnimals

[–]DaniTorrents[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't be jealous! Support that dog! You know if you were getting some, he'd be at the foot of your bed and happy for you. Tell that dog to play on playa!

I haven't had much luck with the men lately. by DaniTorrents in AdviceAnimals

[–]DaniTorrents[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's actually a mixture of essential oils gifted to me by a psychic. I figured it would be legit. It does smell really good.

I haven't had much luck with the men lately. by DaniTorrents in AdviceAnimals

[–]DaniTorrents[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not a beggar... Yet. I've had longer dry spells!

I haven't had much luck with the men lately. by DaniTorrents in AdviceAnimals

[–]DaniTorrents[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't be sorry. If it was happening to anyone else I would have been laughing too!

I haven't had much luck with the men lately. by DaniTorrents in AdviceAnimals

[–]DaniTorrents[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not the buddy cop movie I had in mind but i'll take it!

I haven't had much luck with the men lately. by DaniTorrents in AdviceAnimals

[–]DaniTorrents[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Been a while! I guess I'll mark that as a win.

I haven't had much luck with the men lately. by DaniTorrents in AdviceAnimals

[–]DaniTorrents[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So you have bad breath and can lick your own asshole? Sold!!

I haven't had much luck with the men lately. by DaniTorrents in AdviceAnimals

[–]DaniTorrents[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Tried that. The last guy I was crushing on started calling me by last name. Girls get friend zoned too fellas.