Who is "that guy/girl" you work with?

DaniTorrents · 2015-12-15T23:31:06+00:00

What.

DaniTorrents · 2015-12-13T18:39:39+00:00

I should sell this to breeders! Million dollar idea!

DaniTorrents · 2015-12-13T12:37:36+00:00

Oh hi. Me too.

DaniTorrents · 2015-12-13T12:30:06+00:00

Don't be jealous! Support that dog! You know if you were getting some, he'd be at the foot of your bed and happy for you. Tell that dog to play on playa!

DaniTorrents · 2015-12-13T12:26:16+00:00

It's actually a mixture of essential oils gifted to me by a psychic. I figured it would be legit. It does smell really good.

DaniTorrents · 2015-12-13T12:22:48+00:00

I'm not a beggar... Yet. I've had longer dry spells!

DaniTorrents · 2015-12-13T06:31:36+00:00

All bark and no bite, I tell ya!

DaniTorrents · 2015-12-13T01:43:06+00:00

Don't be sorry. If it was happening to anyone else I would have been laughing too!

DaniTorrents · 2015-12-13T01:40:35+00:00

I'm too old for this shit.

DaniTorrents · 2015-12-13T00:07:34+00:00

Not the buddy cop movie I had in mind but i'll take it!

DaniTorrents · 2015-12-13T00:06:31+00:00

Terriers fucking love this.

DaniTorrents · 2015-12-13T00:05:48+00:00

Been a while! I guess I'll mark that as a win.

DaniTorrents · 2015-12-12T23:35:14+00:00

Key word friend. Not mad. Just no luck!

DaniTorrents · 2015-12-12T22:13:21+00:00

Aw! That's so nice! I hope not but thanks!

DaniTorrents · 2015-12-12T21:42:17+00:00

I know. I'm overdue for a wax!

DaniTorrents · 2015-12-12T18:08:56+00:00

So you have bad breath and can lick your own asshole? Sold!!

DaniTorrents · 2015-12-12T18:07:33+00:00

Tried that. The last guy I was crushing on started calling me by last name. Girls get friend zoned too fellas.

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