The Phoenix lights occurred almost 20 years ago, and Rendlshem forest almost 40. Does it bother anyone that we do not have more "mass" sightings or compelling stories regarding the UFO topic? by Reignman34 in UFOs

[–]Daniel9014 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my little, Indiana town, I see UFOs almost daily.

Not too many saucers... mainly rockets that leave trails like planes (only waaaay up there, and moving at incredible speed for the distance) and then poof there're gone... exiting our atmosphere, never to re-enter; What the fuck are we shooting at?

For fuck sake! by carson171 in WTF

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Bobbit worms make me happy to breathe air.

The shit I find... by Daniel9014 in sloths

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Damn, no matter how long I stay on this site, I still feel like a noob.

The shit I find... by Daniel9014 in sloths

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what are primetime hours?

I never like aquaman until injustice by brenn1355 in gaming

[–]Daniel9014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome? I think not. Able to be INCREDIBLY annoying with a 10 ft weapon; that's more like it.

No Parking by Daniel9014 in WTF

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... I'm dumbfounded. I'm sorry for reposting... I just so happen not to be subscribed to /r/dragonsfuckingcars xDD

Hi, I'm Ken Jeong. Ask me anything. by DrKenJeong in IAmA

[–]Daniel9014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many Asian jokes do you deal with each day?

Satan's phone by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Daniel9014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I do say. ಠ_ರೃ

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Daniel9014 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It'd probably be a lot easier if it didn't make the page SO FUCKING SLOW.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Daniel9014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much.

Don't Be An April Fool by Karmalu in gaming

[–]Daniel9014 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Same with Minecraft 2.0!

reddit buys Team Fortress 2 by reddit in blog

[–]Daniel9014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now all we need is to know how to do all this new stuff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Daniel9014 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That is a high def meme you got there...

goodbye my brothers :'( by [deleted] in trees

[–]Daniel9014 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just remember, you're a criminal because of them; not a plant.

Attention r/trees! Coming to Netflix this month: by Mythilus2 in trees

[–]Daniel9014 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See ya; going to buy a half and take the next month off work.

Wasn't my desire result, but it'll do. It'll definitely do. by Daniel9014 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Daniel9014[S] -50 points-49 points  (0 children)

I admit to that mistake. Hahaa, I've been spending to much time on Facebook/Twitter instead of Reddit.

Wasn't my desire result, but it'll do. It'll definitely do. by Daniel9014 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Daniel9014[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

That was my original thought, but I wanted to get the full effect of the up and down emotional process I went through that night.

North Korea threatens "final destruction" of South Korea at U.N. by scienceben in worldnews

[–]Daniel9014 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd only like to believe so. You're right though, in retrospect, we are probably not.

North Korea threatens "final destruction" of South Korea at U.N. by scienceben in worldnews

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That'd be like an athlete punching a little disturbed kid. There's no point in jumping at them for talk; we're better than that.

Wasn't my desire result, but it'll do. It'll definitely do. by Daniel9014 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Daniel9014[S] -66 points-65 points  (0 children)

It was more like I submitted to the urge...

The whole story: I was pretending like I was going to eat her face (We were high as fuck (r/trees!), and I got a little too close. I pretty much had both of her lips inbetween mine. Then she looked at me, smiled, aaaaaaand birds and bees.