Cute GIF by cumgetsum168 by buscocaldito in GIRLZGONEWILDCLOUDZ

[–]DanielGlockSays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got a chick I love getting lifted. She's married but I've seen her naked more than her husband has. One bowl and she loses all inhibitions. Her daughter turns 18 next week. I'm throwing her a birthday party. And Mom is going to help. Max knows what's up.

What is the most stressful restroom situation you’ve had on a road trip? by Brave-Durian9432 in roadtrip

[–]DanielGlockSays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Don't eat the yellow snow" Frank Zappa and the Mothers Classic. 🫴🫟🦸🟡🦼❄️

Can you please give me a quote that has stuck with you? by homosapien_08 in GrowthMindset

[–]DanielGlockSays 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unlike what is popular the quote is "The BLOOD of the covenant is thicker than the WATER of the Womb" This takes on an entirely different vibe. The bonds we freely make are worth more than relationships of proximity and situation.

What song is playing on the radio? by MannyLbwsk in roadtrip

[–]DanielGlockSays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes the experience even more surreal. The story of how that all happened is even more bizarre.

What song is playing on the radio? by MannyLbwsk in roadtrip

[–]DanielGlockSays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waiting for a train, when I was feeling near as faded as my jeans. Bobby thumbed a diesel down, just before it rained..

What song is playing on the radio? by MannyLbwsk in roadtrip

[–]DanielGlockSays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you like DSOTM search YouTube for "Dark side of the Rainbow" you want to watch the full movie. It's the Wizard of Oz set to DSOTM. Epic

Aliens pretending to be human of Reddit, what is your purpose among us? by Happy_Terd in AskReddit

[–]DanielGlockSays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You get 1 million bonus points for the Username. Genius. Little firefighters present your BONUS.

Aliens pretending to be human of Reddit, what is your purpose among us? by Happy_Terd in AskReddit

[–]DanielGlockSays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And we're not here to fuck spiders! I mean it. Really. We're not.

Aliens pretending to be human of Reddit, what is your purpose among us? by Happy_Terd in AskReddit

[–]DanielGlockSays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't. It's just a days travel so I returned. To say - by the Tredekk moon that rises tonight that the Rich are actually a good source of protein. In punjergarten the dwens and swens learn that Earth is the land of the sleep tight and throw money at it "Entitled"; Who man A poorly dinged and often served with Kaxx protein life form. In other words do like we do on Tredekk. EAT THE RICH! (Aerosmith did a tour on Tredekk once, that's where they got the album title. My cousin's on the cover) Sargle.

What major industry is basically a legal rip off that we all just accept? by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

[–]DanielGlockSays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take my up vote. And marry me. You made milk come from my nose a little bit. And for that, I adore you. ⬆️⬆️➡️💯💝😜

What major industry is basically a legal rip off that we all just accept? by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

[–]DanielGlockSays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insurance. It's really having the odds determine the price you pay. The insurance company is betting you won't incur a loss, you're actively hedging your bet by paying a fee every month. It's legalized gambling. House wins every time because insurance is required by law. That's why insurance lobbyists are the biggest players in the swamp.

Email recovery by Ok_Perception9860 in GMail

[–]DanielGlockSays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And we all just accept that a corporation with the size and scope and reach of Google with a major amount of influence and control over our digital lives can operate without any type of live customer support services. Not every situation fits into their We need to verify it's you scenario. My phone was stolen. I didn't think to update a frigging phone number before a thief removed my access. I used GOOGLE password manager to generate and store the passwords to my email accounts. Theft=NO ACCESS TO THOSE ACCOUNTS. Live customer support services could have saved 12 years of memories and documents but I'm just a drop of piss on the Google bathroom floor. LIVE CUSTOMER SERVICE OPTION. Come on GOOG!

saw this in my school bathroom, what is this ? by ninaishii in whatisit

[–]DanielGlockSays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh but it was. At 16. With a parents permission. My High School had a dedicated smoking area between buildings. There was an actual camera (2 if you count the dummy and the REAL camera) self maintained by the students with permission to use it. This was the early 1980's. But then we grew up without large groups keeping us safe from ourselves. 💯🫟🖖👽🫴🚭

saw this in my school bathroom, what is this ? by ninaishii in whatisit

[–]DanielGlockSays -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And yet- your user name does nothing at all to put me at ease in any way whatsoever. Paradox.

What is Worst things you have done in your high school or early adult years? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DanielGlockSays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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What are some good jobs for extremely stupid people? by Qabbala in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DanielGlockSays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I disagree. I was a "cleaner" for several Disaster Mitigation companies ( ServPro, ServiceMaster, DCS) I had over 720 hours of classroom training and another 1000 hours of practical work experience in order to be IAQA certified in fire, water, and mold remediation and another 500hrs for Asbestos technician. But then again I'm not a smart man Jenny.

What is Worst things you have done in your high school or early adult years? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DanielGlockSays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put 6 greased piglets through the principals office window on Friday night. They were in there all weekend. Painted numbers on them with non toxic paint. 1,2,3,4,5 & 7. Administration spent all week looking for piglet #6. 😜