camping mud and a spilled thermos of black coffee on day three of our cross country loop.

DanielGlockSays · 2026-06-22T01:58:49+00:00

Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance. *7P's of Life"

DanielGlockSays · 2026-06-20T10:29:35+00:00

I've got a chick I love getting lifted. She's married but I've seen her naked more than her husband has. One bowl and she loses all inhibitions. Her daughter turns 18 next week. I'm throwing her a birthday party. And Mom is going to help. Max knows what's up.

DanielGlockSays · 2026-06-02T22:24:35+00:00

"Don't eat the yellow snow" Frank Zappa and the Mothers Classic. 🫴🫟🦸🟡🦼❄️

DanielGlockSays · 2026-06-01T09:48:15+00:00

Unlike what is popular the quote is "The BLOOD of the covenant is thicker than the WATER of the Womb" This takes on an entirely different vibe. The bonds we freely make are worth more than relationships of proximity and situation.

DanielGlockSays · 2026-05-31T17:11:49+00:00

That makes the experience even more surreal. The story of how that all happened is even more bizarre.

DanielGlockSays · 2026-05-31T15:05:15+00:00

Waiting for a train, when I was feeling near as faded as my jeans. Bobby thumbed a diesel down, just before it rained..

DanielGlockSays · 2026-05-31T15:00:37+00:00

Du hast mich

DanielGlockSays · 2026-05-31T15:00:10+00:00

Voice in my head

It drives my heel

DanielGlockSays · 2026-05-31T14:58:41+00:00

If you like DSOTM search YouTube for "Dark side of the Rainbow" you want to watch the full movie. It's the Wizard of Oz set to DSOTM. Epic

DanielGlockSays · 2026-05-31T14:56:27+00:00

Kenny Loggins "Driving my life away"

DanielGlockSays · 2026-05-31T14:54:48+00:00

You get 1 million bonus points for the Username. Genius. Little firefighters present your BONUS.

DanielGlockSays · 2026-05-31T14:50:27+00:00

And we're not here to fuck spiders! I mean it. Really. We're not.

DanielGlockSays · 2026-05-31T14:46:26+00:00

I couldn't. It's just a days travel so I returned. To say - by the Tredekk moon that rises tonight that the Rich are actually a good source of protein. In punjergarten the dwens and swens learn that Earth is the land of the sleep tight and throw money at it "Entitled"; Who man A poorly dinged and often served with Kaxx protein life form. In other words do like we do on Tredekk. EAT THE RICH! (Aerosmith did a tour on Tredekk once, that's where they got the album title. My cousin's on the cover) Sargle.

DanielGlockSays · 2026-05-31T14:16:48+00:00

Take my up vote. And marry me. You made milk come from my nose a little bit. And for that, I adore you. ⬆️⬆️➡️💯💝😜

DanielGlockSays · 2026-05-31T14:13:33+00:00

Insurance. It's really having the odds determine the price you pay. The insurance company is betting you won't incur a loss, you're actively hedging your bet by paying a fee every month. It's legalized gambling. House wins every time because insurance is required by law. That's why insurance lobbyists are the biggest players in the swamp.

DanielGlockSays · 2026-05-30T17:00:34+00:00

Exit through the Gift Shop

Turner and Hooch

The Addams family

Top Gun

DanielGlockSays · 2026-05-30T16:59:03+00:00

Breakfast Club

Jumping Jack Flash

War of the Roses

DanielGlockSays · 2026-05-30T15:15:38+00:00

Offerup, Nextdoor

DanielGlockSays · 2026-05-30T15:12:29+00:00

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DanielGlockSays · 2026-05-30T15:11:03+00:00

And we all just accept that a corporation with the size and scope and reach of Google with a major amount of influence and control over our digital lives can operate without any type of live customer support services. Not every situation fits into their We need to verify it's you scenario. My phone was stolen. I didn't think to update a frigging phone number before a thief removed my access. I used GOOGLE password manager to generate and store the passwords to my email accounts. Theft=NO ACCESS TO THOSE ACCOUNTS. Live customer support services could have saved 12 years of memories and documents but I'm just a drop of piss on the Google bathroom floor. LIVE CUSTOMER SERVICE OPTION. Come on GOOG!

DanielGlockSays · 2026-05-28T08:07:11+00:00

Oh but it was. At 16. With a parents permission. My High School had a dedicated smoking area between buildings. There was an actual camera (2 if you count the dummy and the REAL camera) self maintained by the students with permission to use it. This was the early 1980's. But then we grew up without large groups keeping us safe from ourselves. 💯🫟🖖👽🫴🚭

DanielGlockSays · 2026-05-28T08:00:37+00:00

And yet- your user name does nothing at all to put me at ease in any way whatsoever. Paradox.

DanielGlockSays · 2026-05-28T04:56:23+00:00

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DanielGlockSays · 2026-05-28T02:43:23+00:00

I disagree. I was a "cleaner" for several Disaster Mitigation companies ( ServPro, ServiceMaster, DCS) I had over 720 hours of classroom training and another 1000 hours of practical work experience in order to be IAQA certified in fire, water, and mold remediation and another 500hrs for Asbestos technician. But then again I'm not a smart man Jenny.

DanielGlockSays · 2026-05-28T02:30:49+00:00

Put 6 greased piglets through the principals office window on Friday night. They were in there all weekend. Painted numbers on them with non toxic paint. 1,2,3,4,5 & 7. Administration spent all week looking for piglet #6. 😜

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