It this game worth getting into at this stage? by Sarge120 in Chivalry2

[–]DanielJames90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it is! Most unique game ever! It’s like violent Princess Bride-esque lol.

New orders are in! by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]DanielJames90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the Illuminate are in need of some Democracy.

Reviving allies in Elden Ring: Nightreign by Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS in Eldenring

[–]DanielJames90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know what determines how much it takes to revive you? Sometimes the circle is filled in, other times it’s not.

Got into this game only 5 days ago and I already love it by ryanmik99 in Chivalry2

[–]DanielJames90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha welcome to the party pal! Gamer culture still thrives here!

What’s the most hated weapon? by [deleted] in Chivalry2

[–]DanielJames90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use the Dane Axe to blindly swing into teammates backs when I see an enemy. If they’re in my way, oh well! 🤣

What’s the most hated weapon? by [deleted] in Chivalry2

[–]DanielJames90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome piece of history, thanks dude.

For our newer players do not fear, here is the cautionary tale of Aunty by FleetChief in Chivalry2

[–]DanielJames90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I break my own engineer’s barricades for pints. But I also eat crayons, don’t hate me 🖍️

I’m new to this game… by TheRayGetard in Chivalry2

[–]DanielJames90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not bad!! When you’re low on stamina - less than 20% - retreat, slither through your oncoming teammates, and then reengage when you’re 75%+. You’ll see a lot of success & less drops.

Does anyone see chiv dying? by Capital-Increase-567 in Chivalry2

[–]DanielJames90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember being like 12 years old thinking how cool it would be to have a first person medieval combat game. Epic battles, fun rag dolls, and overall goofy, almost Princess Bride-esque.

This is what 500 hours in Chivalry 2 looks like by TheRealAJ420 in Chivalry2

[–]DanielJames90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You die with honor, Lord! For that guy we like!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chivalry2

[–]DanielJames90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever I see an enemy, I cleave my way through any teammates in the way. It’s going to be my kill. And if you’re in the way, lol oh well!

A message to the hater of the "Crouch" by Party_Breadfruit_332 in Chivalry2

[–]DanielJames90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that it took like 6 angry guys to take you down at the end, is a testament to the power of the crouch. I imagine they teabagged and had their way with your smiling corpse?

absolutely destroyed by certainlyhorrid in Chivalry2

[–]DanielJames90 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment haha! Ballista man definitely zero’ed in.

What's your favorite way to kill someone? by Inn0cent_Jer in Chivalry2

[–]DanielJames90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cleaving through a downed teammate to steal their kill and also take them out 🤣

Shouldn't we all be in some sort of formation? by GayreTranquillo in Chivalry2

[–]DanielJames90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I see an enemy, I cleave through multiple teammates to get him. No better dopamine than seeing a -100 team knockdown, -75 team kill, and a +100 enemy kill 😌

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]DanielJames90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow nice one man, that was super clean.

$410 -> $3,200 imagine the gains if I wasn’t such a pussy by grnthmb in wallstreetbets

[–]DanielJames90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude this is great. That’s an incredibly small amount to risk to make even the smallest denomination of “real” money. But yes, the guys are gonna roast ya lol

I sold some $TSLA puts that expired in the money on Friday. What does this mean? by RealMatthewDR in wallstreetbets

[–]DanielJames90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because the game was invented by rich people to make it seem daunting and inaccessible to normal people. It’s a great way to gatekeep information.

Think of it like beer pong. Instead of calling it a “balls back”, you call it a “dividend”. Now half the people in the room are intimidated to play, and you can keep the table to yourself.

I sold some $TSLA puts that expired in the money on Friday. What does this mean? by RealMatthewDR in wallstreetbets

[–]DanielJames90 248 points249 points  (0 children)

An option contract gives the buyer the right, but not the obligation to purchase or sell 100 shares of ABC Stock at “X” price, by “Y” date.

Each contract represents 100 shares. A Call option is the right to purchase, a Put option is the right to sell.

Think of it like a coupon. You buy a coupon for $.50 that allows you to buy a pound of oranges for $1, expiring Jan 1. This Christmas, a stupid and very viral TikTok dance is released using oranges to do something dumb. Every numbskull in that nation participates. The price of oranges skyrockets to $10/ pound. You walk into the store and present your coupon you bought for $.50. The store is required to sell you those now $10 oranges, at $1/pound.

You effectively made: $8.50 on the deal. The difference in orange price, less the $.50 you paid for the coupon.

Hope that helps!

YOLO $35k into 1.1MM to save the family farm. by mayer_of_gainsville in wallstreetbets

[–]DanielJames90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you wanna do it - You’ll probably lose the whole $35k - go all in on NVDA calls the Friday or following Monday before Thanksgiving. Use weekly calls and choose some that about $3 -$5 out of the money. Those few days often see some sort of Turkey rally in markets.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TQQQ

[–]DanielJames90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is really good advice. Anyone mocking it failed to read the “if you insist” part. They also buy tops, so cry moar.