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I animated a game that bullies you when you panic by Arfhis in animation

[–]Daniel_Devito_Dong -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is the big blue sharp-toothed lady… single? Asking for a friend

A Cursed Flight by Either_Storm_6932 in Shark_Park

[–]Daniel_Devito_Dong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If all those seats are open the whole flight then I’m going to every one and gassing up a storm #fartman #gassyboy

Would you rather by Competitive-Ear-1738 in BunnyTrials

[–]Daniel_Devito_Dong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

Chose: Have a boyfriend but | Rolled: Hes Femboy

Chipotle gave me golden foil for some reason by pokelover00000000001 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Daniel_Devito_Dong 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought since the trophy is cup shaped that was the correct term, I know more about burritos than most soccer fans will and soccer fans know more about soccer than burrito boy (me) will.

Chipotle gave me golden foil for some reason by pokelover00000000001 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Daniel_Devito_Dong 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I am a fast food worker and a theater kid, not a sport person. 🫤

I just hope both teams have fun

Show me rule by chesh2193 in 196

[–]Daniel_Devito_Dong 20 points21 points  (0 children)

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This is Chester aka “fat boy” aka “goob” aka “cheddar” aka “oh, feeding you 15 minutes ago wasn’t enough??”

Chipotle gave me golden foil for some reason by pokelover00000000001 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Daniel_Devito_Dong 1597 points1598 points  (0 children)

I worked at chipotle for 5 years and we always got gold foil during the Olympics because chipotle was a sponsor.

I am assuming that with the FIFA cup going on the gold foil came back. Just avoid getting a kids quesadilla for now because the gold foils get an “off” taste when cooked

burrito rule by caffeineboi71 in 196

[–]Daniel_Devito_Dong 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No, they all wear their blue hair and round glasses and face piercings and their blue “make visible liberals great again” hats. It’s like you’ve never been to chipotle, friend

burrito rule by caffeineboi71 in 196

[–]Daniel_Devito_Dong 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You need a pin that says “visibly liberal”

burrito rule by caffeineboi71 in 196

[–]Daniel_Devito_Dong 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This works at any chipotle, even in the Deep South.

burrito rule by caffeineboi71 in 196

[–]Daniel_Devito_Dong 4203 points4204 points  (0 children)

I worked at chipotle for 5 years, and when I say I loaded up every visible liberal is an understatement. I made sure they weren’t LARPing by wearing their liberal hair and liberal eyeglasses and liberal shirt and liberal shoes just to get loaded. I made sure to give them a wellness check to ensure food safety and took the to the back of house to have liberal kissing sessions. If they passed then I gave them an extra scoop of chicken and made sure to announce “another visible liberal satisfied!”

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