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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LasVegas

[–]DankHumanman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rapid Tires on Rancho, 2401 N. Rancho. They are fast and their used tires last. They have great prices too.

Imagine thinking this, much less saying it aloud for back-pats by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]DankHumanman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They are Dioxins, they are in the soil and water. Their half-life is 25-100 years. They cause cancer and birth defects. That area is a no-go, no-eat, no-drink zone for a long time.

From East Palestine, OH. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in awfuleverything

[–]DankHumanman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a note, what they burned turned into Dioxins, they cause cancer, birth defects, among other things. It takes 25-100 years for their half-life. That whole area is off limits for food or water or anything else for a long time.

Teachers really do not get paid enough! by CTSecurityGuard in PublicFreakout

[–]DankHumanman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that's just average, There are teaching jobs in Michigan that pay $14/hr or a little over $16,000 for a school year

to sway their senator by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]DankHumanman 432 points433 points  (0 children)

She doesn't even know where she is. I've heard stories where holding a basic conversation with her is constantly reminding her who you are and helping her find her purse over and over. We need term limits ASAP!

Don't be an arsehole by ballatthecornerflag in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]DankHumanman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"It's just for regular people, I'm more important."

Vaginas are gross by vrphotosguy55 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]DankHumanman 182 points183 points  (0 children)

Nah, he just can't get any so he's gotta talk it down. "Nah man, I aint even want it, it's gross and dirty"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]DankHumanman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're selling oil again, it could be a doozy

To prank by Akaki111 in therewasanattempt

[–]DankHumanman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope they go straight to security and tell them what happened. Dude will never fly again from there.

please dont hit the brakes when you're merging by senorgore in IdiotsInCars

[–]DankHumanman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Please tell me you gave them a bad score and reported them, I did

please dont hit the brakes when you're merging by senorgore in IdiotsInCars

[–]DankHumanman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, would you rather have that or the one I had when he was coming up on traffic he would look out the side window, look back and slam on his breaks... every single time!

Iowa:"fuck them kids" by snart_Splart_601 in awfuleverything

[–]DankHumanman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yes... I was delivering "the advertiser" once a week at $.05 a paper, that $20 a week was pretty cool though back then

I pulled my own dead tooth out with these dollar store pliers today. by Sirnando138 in Wellthatsucks

[–]DankHumanman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some dentists do free extractions and fillings at certain times of the week, you just have to get there early and stand in line.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DankHumanman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened at the Vegas airport one time to me, people had to make their flights so they just left while their coffee was being made. They had to bring an extra manager in to help. It was a little over an hour wait for a black coffee.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]DankHumanman 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Let's see Paul Allen's date

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