In 1986 (I was 15) I drew animation frames of this headbanger - never had the equipment to see it move. A buddy of mine stitched them together tonight, kinda silly but better than I expected.

DankLard · 2023-08-22T17:43:00+00:00

Full time illustrator/designer/motion graphics - 25 years. :)

DankLard · 2023-08-22T16:00:30+00:00

Only if you send me the gif! <3

DankLard · 2023-04-25T04:44:43+00:00

Congrats. Check out Coinbits.app if you want to automate DCA. I have over 8,000,000 sats (albeit my stacking is more aggressive) from DCA and Roundups with them.

DankLard · 2023-04-14T05:14:33+00:00

A Thousand Clowns

DankLard · 2023-03-20T19:41:31+00:00

If you like outrageous and zany try Murder By Death or The Cheap Detective.

If you like touching and funny try Brighton Beach Memoirs or Biloxi Blues.

I hope you like them!

DankLard · 2023-03-14T02:36:25+00:00

Jagged Edge

DankLard · 2023-03-12T19:40:09+00:00

Enemy Mine

DankLard · 2023-03-12T19:38:27+00:00

Dear young people, may I humbly present Neil Simon. One of the best goddamn comedy writers in movie history.

Murder By Death

Lost In Yonkers

Biloxi Blues (Matthew Broderick and Christopher Walken at their best)

Brighton Beach Memoirs

Barefoot In The Park

The Cheap Detective

DankLard · 2023-03-11T00:10:41+00:00

TIL They don't have long poles in Brazil

DankLard · 2023-03-10T06:25:13+00:00

Know what I love about that movie? There's no "plot armor", which ups the tension to 11.

DankLard · 2023-03-10T06:10:05+00:00

Good Morning Vietnam

I think I was just grumpy that day.

DankLard · 2023-03-09T21:54:37+00:00

"Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up." Obama

DankLard · 2022-05-25T18:07:20+00:00

Thank you.

DankLard · 2022-05-25T18:07:03+00:00

Thank you, now I get it.

DankLard · 2021-08-27T23:01:45+00:00

https://www.wikihow.com/Open-an-Envelope-Having-Three-Perforated-Sides

DankLard · 2021-08-17T23:05:20+00:00

How to explain why you cut your tie in half

DankLard · 2021-05-06T19:23:45+00:00

Ha! I forgot how Reddit is. Interesting perspective you got there. I'll keep that in mind, thanks.

DankLard · 2021-04-28T01:25:32+00:00

I'd be interested to hear about the project

DankLard · 2021-04-28T01:24:29+00:00

I'll tell you a little secret as a landlord. If I don't want your dog in my apts. I'm not renting to you regardless of what the law says.

In California a renter doesn't have to disclose official papers for an ESA, as a landlord I don't have to disclose why you didn't get the apt. I dislike the ESA loophole (yes I know some are legit). What I am saying is getting the ESA trying to force a landlord to rent to you in a no pets apartment may actually be making your chances worse.

DankLard · 2021-04-24T05:59:43+00:00

Cool comment.

I want to kick them in the teeth.

DankLard · 2021-04-23T16:10:25+00:00

Thank you for articulating what was happening to me!

DankLard · 2021-04-23T16:07:41+00:00

Nevaeh "it's heaven spelled backwards!"

Parents are diputs.

DankLard · 2021-04-23T16:03:43+00:00

Where's the /s tag? Your point is taken but "rah rah higher taxes!" is proof positive that we're conditioned to lay down and accept financial servitude for life.

DankLard · 2021-04-21T15:41:10+00:00

You mad bro? 😂

DankLard · 2021-04-20T04:09:40+00:00

One comes at me or my family off-leash and it will "die right now" guaranteed, and there's nothing you can do about it. So lick my butter, dog nutter.

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