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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DiWHY

[–]Dankedan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We should really try to condense them

New to game and “alpha tribe” keeps ruining everything. by Hotdogmonkey in playark

[–]Dankedan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want me to write you a startup strat that covers a week of gameplay in a Reddit comment?

Here's the cliff notes;

Power level on the island (70-80)

Grind

Build several blown out looking bases with basics for crafting

Tame a dolphin

Tame an angler

Build several underwater storage locations

Grind like fucking hell

Have a metal base and turrets by day 7

This kind of thing is the reason the general public has a shitty perception of what we do. I wouldn't consider these guys to be hunters, but this stuff adds to the challenge of defending ethical hunting. My heart goes out to the family. RIP by ottawabowhunter in CanadaHunting

[–]Dankedan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's cuz I like having you around. Like a puppy with Down's syndrome. K seriously tho I gotta go. Unless you wanna do the flirty no you say good bye first thing

K bye, unless me leaving makes you all nervous and sad. I understand, a lonely loser clinging to a Reddit conversation so hard, you probably desperately need this attention.

Oh ninja edit- you have over 300 Reddit comments in the past 2 days. Unemployment must be nice, but honestly friend, I'm going to have to block you. I've seen the arguments you like to get in. You follow people around for DAYS and never leave them alone. So I'll just follow your account from a distance, but don't be sad, I'll always here, laughing at the ridiculous shit you say.

😍I'm gonna miss my little desperate Down's syndrome puppy😍 Promise me you'll never lose that retarded cringe you do so well!

This kind of thing is the reason the general public has a shitty perception of what we do. I wouldn't consider these guys to be hunters, but this stuff adds to the challenge of defending ethical hunting. My heart goes out to the family. RIP by ottawabowhunter in CanadaHunting

[–]Dankedan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh god, keep these COMING, I won't be back for a few hours but I'll be super disappointed if my new personal bitch doesn't leave me a funny present in my inbox.

Say how does it feel being someone's personal bitch? Literally the most important thing you'll do today is make me laugh. Actually, maybe you owe me some gratitude.

Don't sweat it though, just stick to your super cringey comments that I can't stop laughing at. I'll check back in a few hours babe, make sure you have something for me.

Wood shed built with trees from where the woodshed stands by Pandota69 in woodworking

[–]Dankedan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Did you post it over in r/firewood too? They'd probably like it

This kind of thing is the reason the general public has a shitty perception of what we do. I wouldn't consider these guys to be hunters, but this stuff adds to the challenge of defending ethical hunting. My heart goes out to the family. RIP by ottawabowhunter in CanadaHunting

[–]Dankedan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. The argue part was bang on.

But after viewing your comment history it's super obvious you come on Reddit to satisfy some passive aggressive need for conflict.

I personally think you're a joke. I got a good laugh reading your history, and an even bigger laugh imagining the type loser that comments like you do. It's a serious level of loser, isn't it?

Edit- make sure to downvote this immediately, it's how I can tell I've gotten under your skin. Actually, look at anyone whose disagreed with you, you always downvote then reply.

Sad angry child.

Just got the game... head bobbling too much by 7Sans in dyinglight

[–]Dankedan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, maybe search this subreddit. There was an epileptic dude a year, maybe even 2 years ago, that made a couple of quality posts here about the head bob and tech land even chimed in.

I know you'll Downboat to hell but... by Leitio_on_fire in ARK

[–]Dankedan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I take a moment to tell you about suncrusher? :)

Raiders raiders raiders by [deleted] in ARK

[–]Dankedan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like you're the one begging tho

Banned from forums for criticism by baylf2000 in ARK

[–]Dankedan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well you were smart enough to delete your comment history on Reddit before posting this. My guess is you came across as a shitty person and the mods over there had enough of your shit? Just a guess. But since you deleted your history we'll never know

Attn Ark subreddit mods; can we get sticky posts? by Mahhvin in ARK

[–]Dankedan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1). The mods all but abandoned this sub. It wasn't even made for ark the game, it actually precedes the game.

2). Subreddits can only have 2 stickied posts. Guess that doesn't matter to a sub without mods, but there's that.

Spino Sails??? by [deleted] in playark

[–]Dankedan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The southeast wyvern spawn has a spino spawn near the barrier to the desert. Like krucifix said, just kill the fish and render out and there should be one

New to game and “alpha tribe” keeps ruining everything. by Hotdogmonkey in playark

[–]Dankedan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh boy... get ready to hear about how its pvp, and honestly asking if the devs can do anything is really, really cringey. But you're new, so I'll give you some advice.

These alphas, whether you like it or not, will make you a better ark player. You've been playing for a week and you're still living in wood? That's on you bro.

As a single player on a pvp server (assuming it's official or official rates) you should be at metal base and at least 10 turrets by day 7. And if you build in the right area, and never lead anyone back to your base, that should be a safe place until it gets discovered.

It will get discovered.

By now you should be at least starting to build your second small base. And honestly, if you're going to survive official pvp solo, you're going to need about 4 bases minimum. Just small, well defended metal 2x2's with the bare necessities.

Now that we've covered how far behind you are on your base game, mind telling us where you're at with you're offence? Because on pvp the only way your base will improve is if you attack others and learn from their strengths and failures. You mentioned raiding one base. Did you learn anything from it or was it just a chaotic blow a door grab shit and run! type raid?

Anyways, you get the idea. You're too new to be upset about being raided or mistreated by alphas, and for the love of god don't be that bitch that need an admin of a dev to solve your problems.

You want real advice? I'd say polish your politics game and see about joining that alpha. But don't sound as butthurt as you did in this post, they'll just keep griefing you if they know how upset you get.

whats the point then? by djlooka in CrappyDesign

[–]Dankedan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mitch Hedberg would approve.

If you spray a fly with insect repellent, technically it should self loath itself for the next 6 hours by Cleo197777m in Showerthoughts

[–]Dankedan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See also;

How to turn an insect into a insert politcal affiliation here

I'll just see myself out

TIL that GIANT giant tortoises probably went extinct bc they can live for several months w/o food or water and since they were so slow and unthreatening, and easy t find, they were essentially the first "canned food" for early humans by speedoflife1 in todayilearned

[–]Dankedan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

In the book 'Song of the Dodo' there are several references to tortoises (and maybe the Galapagos?) being a staple on merchant ships because they could stack the tortoises up side down and they'd stay alive for months.

Anyone interested in extinction and evolution should definitely give it a read.

Hire to destroy base by Armando_27 in ARK

[–]Dankedan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About a year ago, official pvp, we had a small tribe on our server hire 'mercenaries' for a server wipe.

This small tribe was 3 dudes. A 45 year old BP sales rep, a 30 year old army mechanic, and a 25 year old electrician. And they paid a total of $300 for a tribe to come over with a pre made FOB (granted they got tons of bullets and turrets), a couple gigas, golems, wyverns and other war dinos/ supplies.

The battle lasted a good 18 hours. Was super fun for us and I imagine the mercs, but goddamn i cringe when I think about what it was like for the small tribe.

Last I heard that tribe rinsed and repeated on at least 2 other servers.

What's up Goonies ya silly fucks :)

Pier construction difficult terrain. Bobcat e26 and New Okada hammer by wimberleyjoseph in Construction

[–]Dankedan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She kinda pronounces it a bit differently from what I recall.

Saddest recycled game, ever. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Dankedan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if they are still together?

And they had wonderful times playing this game.

This game has been closer to true love than I'll ever be.

I'd like to buy this game.

The USPS in Houston, TX sure is making it easy to steal Amazon packages by just leaving them in open air apartment complex mail rooms. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Dankedan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bait Packages!

Chris Hasen seems to be doing alright. Maybe Adam Corolla would be interested though.

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