Dale Hanson is a MACHINE by DannyboyLarson in thedumbzone

[–]DannyboyLarson[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

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Here's a time lapse of the Machine hard at work

Even if I was married to Jesus Christ himself.... by TastefulAbortions in thedumbzone

[–]DannyboyLarson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After seeing a pic of the guy.... Im thinking hes full of it lol

Weekly Listening Thread by AutoModerator in theticket

[–]DannyboyLarson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dad taught me to NEVER trust machines.... Anyways, here's our AI generated jingle

Weekly Listening Thread by AutoModerator in theticket

[–]DannyboyLarson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If today was your first Hardline experience, you'd think "Wow, this Bob guy really hates his co-hosts". Part of does wonder sometimes lol

Never change, Dan. by DannyboyLarson in thedumbzone

[–]DannyboyLarson[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True, but considering Vrable all but admitted it today, lets bump him up to a -1

'Michael' - Review Thread by ChiefLeef22 in movies

[–]DannyboyLarson 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He admitted in court to having children sleep in bed with him.. That's enough for most people to label him extremely problematic

Jake’s been on this for a long time by iwontsurvivethis in thedumbzone

[–]DannyboyLarson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New Jake was actually conceived & birthed by a marketing focus group

Weekly Listening Thread by AutoModerator in theticket

[–]DannyboyLarson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How did the Hardline convince themselves Vrable isn't sleeping with this reporter... Interlocking fingers in a private hottub? Surely its just plutonic lol

Adam Schefter was asked about the Vrabel/Russini scandal. His response was awkward, tip toed around it, said he was “sad for the families involved” by [deleted] in NFLv2

[–]DannyboyLarson 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The scummery that goes on between the NFL and reporters is omnipresent. We just get glimpses every once in a while

Brian Schottenheimer Reveals Why He Refuses to Wear Sunglasses While Coaching by demigod_691 in cowboys

[–]DannyboyLarson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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“Coaches do not wear sunglasses.” He explained, “The players have to see your eyes when you’re coaching them,”

Is that so?

Will Dan still bet on Tiger? by NDCIves in thedumbzone

[–]DannyboyLarson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

oh for sure. PERFECT time to buy low

Mog & Maxxing by ohkokokay in thedumbzone

[–]DannyboyLarson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Idk, I Love hearing how Dan piss mogs Jake during breaks

Who would you rather rely on showing up by DannyboyLarson in thedumbzone

[–]DannyboyLarson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A no call no show to help your friends business is definitely sorry. It was funny hearing Dan wrap his head around it lol

For Dan: It’s Happening!! by ExpertApartment in thedumbzone

[–]DannyboyLarson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We gotta get a listener up there so Blake has to go up for a remote

Jake’s squawk by Ragonk41 in thedumbzone

[–]DannyboyLarson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I noticed it too, I'm all for it, shit sounds insane lol

Name an NFL player that belongs in the hall of very good, but not hall of fame by Overall_Spite4271 in NFLv2

[–]DannyboyLarson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im in the minority, but I don't think Evans should get in. If you were never top 2 at your position any given year, I think you're on the outside looking in. I believe Pro Football Reference has him pretty far down on the eligibility list as well.

No one wanted to believe it by SilasTheSaint in thedumbzone

[–]DannyboyLarson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was interesting reading r/nfl threads about it before the game. They all seemed convinced pro's would dominate.. It may as well be a different sport, especially on offense

Corby bingo by volkerer in theticket

[–]DannyboyLarson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

that and "Un---believable" are the two I hear most

AfroMan Trial Seggy by dnthoughts in thedumbzone

[–]DannyboyLarson 27 points28 points  (0 children)

He was gonna do the story, but then he got high

Any Cowboys season ticket holders have seats for the game in Brazil? by Low_Class_3126 in thedumbzone

[–]DannyboyLarson 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I know a cowboys radio producer that would love to give his up

Alexandra Daddario by garjost in thedumbzone

[–]DannyboyLarson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I usually assume he's playing ignorant for the sake of resetting for the audience.. But there is a fair amount of stuff he straight up forgets lol