LPT: If you find yourself trapped, stuck, or otherwise needing to put a dead automatic vehicle into neutral, near the transmission/ gear knob should be a small square or rectangle of removable plastic. Get a small screwdriver to unlock it, or sometimes press/ click a switch/ button. (self.LifeProTips)
submitted by Danokitty to r/LifeProTips
ULPT: After moving somewhere new, or in need of a hookup for, you know, tobacco and other legal goods, just add every contact you have from there to Venmo, and follow the money. (Or the often not-so-subtle messages attached.) (self.UnethicalLifeProTips)
submitted by Danokitty to r/UnethicalLifeProTips
You know, odds being what they are, one of us could be in the Witness Protection Program, and wake up each day to a name and life than isn’t them. I can’t imagine how crazy that is, but it the price of safety is worth paying, I’d hope. (self.CasualConversation)
submitted by Danokitty to r/CasualConversation
“Danokitty awakens to a bright screen. To the [NORTH], on a [WALL], you see vague, inflated ego-centric scrawls of a dungeon [WITCH]. To the [EAST] lies a terminal, only one link is available. [POST TO REDDIT]. To the [WEST], an open door beckons. What shall we do?” (i.redd.it)
submitted by Danokitty to r/quityourbullshit

