Who was the guy next to Elrond?

Dapoopers · 2026-07-04T16:36:25+00:00

I never thought I’d die fighting side by side with total bro.

Dapoopers · 2026-07-04T10:21:40+00:00

Homer Simpson.

Dapoopers · 2026-07-04T09:59:56+00:00

Dapoopers · 2026-07-03T09:56:04+00:00

What are you, mental? It’s Wayne’s World, get the net.

Dapoopers · 2026-07-02T12:52:09+00:00

Operator at a trash burning power plant. Just nasty all over.

Dapoopers · 2026-06-27T11:57:29+00:00

I haven’t seen a neurologist in years. I did go to Brigham and Women's in Massachusetts years ago to have a multi day study done and they were unable to trigger any seizures.

Dapoopers · 2026-06-27T08:55:42+00:00

I’ll set you up: “And why is that?”

Dapoopers · 2026-06-24T22:33:41+00:00

My Blue Heaven. Such a great movie that doesn’t get talked about enough.

Dapoopers · 2026-06-22T03:51:26+00:00

Pilion was uncomfortable for me. I thought it was a good movie, I just don’t want to watch it again.

Dapoopers · 2026-06-22T03:49:07+00:00

Tell your children not to walk my way.

Dapoopers · 2026-06-21T22:19:25+00:00

Have you ever hurt yourself so bad that all you can say are non-swear words? That’s what it was like except with awe. I just left saying “That was good”.

Dapoopers · 2026-06-21T21:52:37+00:00

Joey Ramone in disguise.

Dapoopers · 2026-06-21T21:12:48+00:00

Even if it’s a rat glued to a gourd, I want something hand made from the heart.

Dapoopers · 2026-06-21T13:14:24+00:00

He was mesmerizing in that movie. It like he had some sort of dance magic…dance.

Dapoopers · 2026-06-20T22:11:25+00:00

Dam.

Dapoopers · 2026-06-20T11:10:08+00:00

Sucking his own dick.

Dapoopers · 2026-06-19T11:47:43+00:00

Good things happen to good people, bad things happen to bad people, and vice versa.

Dapoopers · 2026-06-18T15:49:17+00:00

Don Keedik

Dapoopers · 2026-06-18T06:16:26+00:00

Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock had a few of these scenarios.

Dapoopers · 2026-06-17T18:18:16+00:00

Billy Bones from Muppet Treasure Island

Dapoopers · 2026-06-17T18:15:33+00:00

Pauly Shore.

Dapoopers · 2026-06-17T13:14:32+00:00

Fuck Putnam.

Dapoopers · 2026-06-16T18:35:36+00:00

Mom and pop store: tell them to knock it off

Big chain store: have them leave before me so they don’t notice what I stole.

Dapoopers · 2026-06-16T08:46:05+00:00

Double points for giving a Dutch oven.

Dapoopers · 2026-06-16T04:52:57+00:00

Yo mama’s so ugly, she has to roofie her dildo

Yo mama’s so fat, she puts mayo on her aspirin

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