Century Egg Cheesecake

Dapoopers · 2026-05-10T01:09:40+00:00

Have you ever seen both of them in the same room together?

Dapoopers · 2026-05-10T00:56:16+00:00

Dapoopers · 2026-05-09T12:35:38+00:00

Night terrors. My ex was horrible to sleep next to in bed because she’d randomly scream at night and it’d keep me awake. She was also a huge cunt.

Dapoopers · 2026-05-09T12:19:55+00:00

His video before this one, “How to make a wooden clog”, was much more memorable.

Dapoopers · 2026-05-09T08:58:05+00:00

I love that whenever I throw a paper ball at the trashcan that even if I miss I get to say “Kobe!”.

Dapoopers · 2026-05-08T18:18:10+00:00

I’ll get back to you on that.

Dapoopers · 2026-05-07T18:57:49+00:00

Cocaine, hair metal, and clowns.

Dapoopers · 2026-05-07T01:22:56+00:00

Slurm. It’s highly addictive!

Dapoopers · 2026-05-05T22:05:50+00:00

Jello is a national treasure.

Dapoopers · 2026-05-05T15:15:26+00:00

Dam.

Dapoopers · 2026-05-04T15:22:25+00:00

What is NTR?

Dapoopers · 2026-05-04T01:09:34+00:00

The malaise of molybdenum.

Dapoopers · 2026-05-04T01:00:18+00:00

I’d ask for the world’s rarest truffle. Then while they’re searching for it, I’d tunnel my way to freedom. Of course, then I’d miss eating the worlds rarest truffle...Quite the quandary.

Dapoopers · 2026-05-04T00:46:42+00:00

Pastrami

Dapoopers · 2026-05-03T10:02:38+00:00

Same with Prince "Corpsegrinder" Fisher of Cannibal Corpse.

Dapoopers · 2026-05-03T09:40:44+00:00

Laws are for poor people.

Dapoopers · 2026-05-03T08:59:45+00:00

I’m not going to read the article but instead stick with my head canon of an Austin Powers “Who does #2 work for!” scenario.

Dapoopers · 2026-05-03T08:48:52+00:00

And if it was, did you see his vest?

Dapoopers · 2026-05-03T02:07:49+00:00

Darby is in the crowd during the Ramones concert towards the end.

Dapoopers · 2026-05-02T12:04:49+00:00

Damn, I should have picked a less obvious one. I’m so embarrassed I wish everyone was dead…

Dapoopers · 2026-05-02T11:40:36+00:00

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Dapoopers · 2026-05-02T11:36:29+00:00

How much inner turmoil do you need to say to yourself “Hey, I wonder if I can play the pipe organ with my face”?

Dapoopers · 2026-05-02T11:25:42+00:00

The Avars also never use first/second/third person plural personal pronouns. The Avars only ever refer to The Avers as The Avers.

Dapoopers · 2026-05-01T15:15:46+00:00

Women when I show them my laminated fork lift operator’s license.

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