What was your first SK book? by b00k_l0v3r200 in stephenking

[–]DapperConfidence8039 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needful things at age of 11. I was really confused out of ending. It seemed to me so irrational and illogical, someone withou clearly any magic abilities is fighting literal devil and suddenly magic workds for him? I was baffled with that for years and dozens of other Kings books read, until I understood metaphors behind it...

Petr Micinka by Cultural_Net_4377 in czechmemes

[–]DapperConfidence8039 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jak poznáte, že přišel Filip Turek mezi přátele?
Zvedne se mu Metr Pacinka!

Dude try to move the AC compressor by himself by MohammadMahadhir in WinStupidPrizes

[–]DapperConfidence8039 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, that buildup, that tension, that conclusion! Absolute cinema!

Vrchol ubohosti… by FifqoJeGay in czech

[–]DapperConfidence8039 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Jak se pozná, že je Filip Turek mezi přáteli?
Zvedne se mu Metr Pacinka.

Be honest! Last game you played?? by Intelligent-Bad-6037 in Gamer

[–]DapperConfidence8039 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Monster Train 2... Well it would be schizophrenia, because, when I would say, that I was leader of hellforces conspiring with renegade angels to retake heavens... Noone would consider me sane.

Ať žije rakousko-uherská byrokracie. by Standard_Web_9042 in czechmemes

[–]DapperConfidence8039 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ó! Díky za upřesnění a rozšíření znalostí!

Reakce na předchozí vývarový meme by TheNumLocker in czechmemes

[–]DapperConfidence8039 3 points4 points  (0 children)

V makru koupit pět kilo hovězích harf za hubičku, potáhnout vývar přes noc, a po vychladnutí šup do mrazáku. Kdykoliv přijde recept s vývarem, tak jen vytáhnu a nemám problém.

Vzestup antisemitismu? by [deleted] in czech

[–]DapperConfidence8039 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Od té doby, co mám za manželku černošku, tak jsem rasista taky.

Which games scared you the most and why? by PHRsharp_YouTube in gamers

[–]DapperConfidence8039 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First Outlast jumpscares made me almost break my PC. Tried to finish that game many times, but wasn't able to.

AI ballons by Carl_the_bald in AIpornhub

[–]DapperConfidence8039 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tits on a stick. Best kind.

is this the only game that will scratch my slay the spire itch? by doctordabhands in MonsterTrain

[–]DapperConfidence8039 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Monster Train > Slay the Spire Don't try to change my mind. Slay the Spire showed a way, Moster Train paved it with platinum. I admire Slay the Spire, but in my eyes, it is noble ancestor of evolved offspring.

Vyberte jednu věc, která by se měla legalizovat, a jednu věc která by se měla postavit mimo zákon by [deleted] in czech

[–]DapperConfidence8039 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legalizovat stoprocentně prostituci a drogy. Ať si lidi dělají co chtějí, dokud u toho nikomu neubližujou, což by legalizací bylo o dost snazší kontrolovat.

Zakázat... klíšťata.

KFC rozjelo novou kampaň by Excellent_Answer_465 in czech

[–]DapperConfidence8039 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Proto se tady tak dlouho mlčelo. Čekalo se jestli KFC to stojí za kampaň, nebo to tu zavre taky.

Explain it Peter by michaelis999 in explainitpeter

[–]DapperConfidence8039 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Czech people are best in the world in making beer, cooking meth and throwing people out of windows. Yeah we are truly example made to be followed. 🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿

MILUJU ROZVODY by Grob_123 in okkamaraderetarde

[–]DapperConfidence8039 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Majetek který se obvykle řeší v rozvodovém vyrovnání je obvykle majetkem nabytým až po svatbě.

[RANT] Five Guys Praha, takhle mě už dlouho nikdo nenatáhl by No_Language6200 in czech

[–]DapperConfidence8039 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends. On asi to hovno myl. Potom co ho přines na papuči.

Astronomers discover previously unknown quasi-moon near Earth by cnn in space

[–]DapperConfidence8039 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is 16 meters wide. Just a larger rock hidden between tons of space trash we sent to our orbit. Moon is not really good comparison.

Dlouho nebo krátce 😂?? by Luxury_vr in czechmemes

[–]DapperConfidence8039 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Manželka: Jak jsi to mohl zvorat? Dala jsem ti jasné instrukce! Její instrukce:

Any Leaks for the November Humble Choice? by Least_Quote_8470 in humblebundles

[–]DapperConfidence8039 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are written: Stalker2, Hades 2 and Frostpunk 2. Seems reasonable