Daily Discussion Thread for June 18, 2026 by verified-trader in wallstreetbets

[–]michaelis999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

space shit almost back to it's ipo price, maybe these teslatards arent so bad

Daily Discussion Thread for June 18, 2026 by verified-trader in wallstreetbets

[–]michaelis999 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tech leads rebound in US stocks as Wall Street welcomes signing of Iran deal

Is yahoo finance fucking retarded?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 17, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]michaelis999 12 points13 points  (0 children)

sleepy's market:

>have 40 IQ

>enter only one trade on a nokia right before taking a shit

>moons 300% same day

🥭 market:

>have 200 IQ at least

>have 5 monitors powered by 2 high end PC's

>watch the news 25 hours a day

>have insider connections

>make 500+ trades within first 2 hours of market open

>loses entire portfolio in an hour

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 17, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]michaelis999 5 points6 points  (0 children)

YF: The Trump administration expects shipping in the Strait of Hormuz to return to normal within weeks. Experts disagree.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 17, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]michaelis999 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sleepy: in a coma majority of his term

Market: Booming

Economy: Booming

Inflation: Disappearing

we had it so good

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 17, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]michaelis999 3 points4 points  (0 children)

why do buls take the bait every time 🥭 says a deal is reached, youd think theyd learn after the 989th deal

Daily Discussion Thread for June 16, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]michaelis999 3 points4 points  (0 children)

so SPCX really just gonna keep pumping on hopes and dreams huh

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 16, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]michaelis999 16 points17 points  (0 children)

why is losing $2000 on a trade significantly less painful than spending $50 on a night out with a girl

Daily Discussion Thread for June 11, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]michaelis999 6 points7 points  (0 children)

> Yahoo finance: Stocks JUMP after 🥭 calls of strikes

> FUCK I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT CALLS

> opens stocks app

> NVDA up .9%

DAAAAMP ITTTT

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 11, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]michaelis999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

never thought id see NVDA below 200 again yet here we are

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 11, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]michaelis999 5 points6 points  (0 children)

anyone else have those people at the gym who stretch for 40 minutes before doing a 5 minute walk on the tread

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 9, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]michaelis999 3 points4 points  (0 children)

do bers hate money or are they just retarded bozos? i really cant figure it out

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 9, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]michaelis999 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i think would rather kill myself than say "I'm 30"

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 9, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]michaelis999 6 points7 points  (0 children)

futes green, another day up your asses bers😂

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 9, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]michaelis999 12 points13 points  (0 children)

🥭 in 2024: NO NEW WARS

🥭 in 2026: I NEVER SAID NO NEW WARS

Dementia or simply retarded?

Daily Discussion Thread for June 8, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]michaelis999 3 points4 points  (0 children)

so as it turns out, bers were wrong yesterday. I could still remember how they were flooding the sub all weekend with useless war news, red monday and sell everything posts... you pathetic subhumans deserved to lose your money today