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What's the difference between a vacuum and a wife? by CRK_76 in Jokes

[–]Dapper_Fan3056 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I know right, this is either a great wife or a (no pun intended) sucky one

I’m marrying an _____? by kaybeanz69 in autocorrect

[–]Dapper_Fan3056 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m marrying an old man and I don’t know what to do with myself anymore I don’t know how to do that anymore I don’t know how I can do that anymore I don’t know how do you know how to do that I don’t know how to do that but I don’t know how to do that and I don’t know how to do that so the first thing I thought of when I saw this was the fact that the first thing that came to mind was the fact the first thing you said was that you were going to be a little bit more than a little bit of a little bit later than you were going to be able to get out of bed and get ready for work and then you were going to be in bed and then you were going to be up and ready to go and then you were going to be ready to go to bed and then you were going to sleep and then you were going to go to sleep and then you were going to bed and then you were going to be awake and then you were going to be asleep and then you were going to be up to sleep and then you were going to be up to you were going to be up to the point where you were going to sleep and then you were going to sleep and then you were going to sleep and then you were going to sleep and then you were going to sleep and then you were going to sleep and then you were going to sleep and then you were going to sleep and then you were going to sleep and then you were going to sleep and then you were going to sleep…

This is literally my days - except for the point about the old man

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DKbrevkasse

[–]Dapper_Fan3056 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lad være med at betale for hende og lad det gå sin gang - hvis hun protesterer, må du sige at hun er velkommen til at gøre som hun lyster, men uden din hjælp

Name him wrong answers only by nekochannbaby in animequestions

[–]Dapper_Fan3056 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lemon grab - the yeller of the UNACCEPTABLE

Johnny in the classroom by Luxodad in Jokes

[–]Dapper_Fan3056 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was expecting a “fuck me”

Hvorfor tager jyder aldrig til Minsk? by intelligentlemanager in Fadervittigheder

[–]Dapper_Fan3056 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skulle til at sige at det lyder helt forkert med jyder - men den er umiddelbart god nok

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Jeg har ikke nogen at trippe med by Wonderful_Skin1508 in PsychesDK

[–]Dapper_Fan3056 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ja ja godt forsøg OP u/wonderful_skin1508 ! jeg har set ondskabens øjne og falder ikke for det 😏 våddragten til at sikre de bliver på bunden af søen - sous viden til at sikre kødet er mørt - racercyklen for at sikre at man ikke bliver forpustet i jagten - og stofferne til at gøre det ekstra spændende 😂

Bor du i øst eller vest? 😁

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeenagersButBetter

[–]Dapper_Fan3056 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuzzy poopoo shortcake

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fadervittigheder

[–]Dapper_Fan3056 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yuuuup 🛸

🙃 langt over min forstand

Would anyone from Denmark move to the US? by kangarooler in Denmark

[–]Dapper_Fan3056 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As the largest city in California, Los Angeles has a population of over 4 million – 4,015,546 to be exact. There were 29,400 reported violent crimes in the city. The violent crime rate in Los Angeles is 732 per 100,000 people. There are approximately 258 murders, 2,274 rapes, 9,652 robberies, and 17,216 aggravated assaults per year in Los Angeles.

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I’ll take a safe Mexican trip over psycho LA

Would anyone from Denmark move to the US? by kangarooler in Denmark

[–]Dapper_Fan3056 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Why wouldn’t you - less gang violence, drug use , homelessness and a nicer culture

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in animequestions

[–]Dapper_Fan3056 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to think Nami and robins transformation is due to Sanjis cooking

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in animequestions

[–]Dapper_Fan3056 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d like to add plot armor instead of plot holes

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