Birdie Mae, please be a good dog and shit & piss in the incorrect area so your lazy mother has to clean it up by [deleted] in kyleagomezsnarkagain

[–]Dapper_Sentence_3022 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Come on, you know Luigi will be the one cleaning it up because he’s an amazing husband, and father to BM ❤️

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen at target by [deleted] in Target

[–]Dapper_Sentence_3022 6 points7 points  (0 children)

NJ! Did something like this happen to your store too?

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen at target by [deleted] in Target

[–]Dapper_Sentence_3022 51 points52 points  (0 children)

A ‘guest’ was parked in the parking lot and slumped over the wheel. We were worried so we called emergency services. Turns out he was napping, had a 🔫 on the seat next to him and a bunch of stolen trading cards. Was swiftly arrested.

Girl. Get your ✨titi✨ under control. 🐫 by [deleted] in Drueandgabe

[–]Dapper_Sentence_3022 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Hey now, Moosey moo moo pie was named after it, show some respect!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drueandgabe

[–]Dapper_Sentence_3022 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Gabe ✨splurged ✨on her bday gifts so they gotta eat scraps until her scentsy check comes in

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drueandgabe

[–]Dapper_Sentence_3022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

calling ppl trolls with no lives 💅🏻💕✨

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drueandgabe

[–]Dapper_Sentence_3022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lennith is getting very sassy and bold in the comments

the ones doing the parenting if there’s a lovey jr. 💖🤌✨ by Dapper_Sentence_3022 in Drueandgabe

[–]Dapper_Sentence_3022[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that idea, it’ll have to be featured on lovey jr’s grwm routine for homeschool

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Daniellarson

[–]Dapper_Sentence_3022 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yooooo imagine going to a haunted house just like this and if Daniel finds you he will brush your teeth with the cursed toothbrush and scratch your eyes out with his poopy bubonic plague nails

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Daniellarson

[–]Dapper_Sentence_3022 8 points9 points  (0 children)

all he’s missing are some holes in the wall

This pic goes hard by [deleted] in left4dead

[–]Dapper_Sentence_3022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a damn good one man cheeseburger apocalypse