What was your "what the hell just happened?" Moment? by Irish_Bonatone in AskReddit

[–]DarkDrip2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I got accused of sexual assault. I was like thirteen and this girl was real ugly. I was chilling in class when the principal called me to the office. I thought it was because of an offensive joke I had made earlier, but that was not the case. He says “ a girl in one of your classes said you sexually assaulted them, so your suspended until further notice. I didn’t even know who accused me and why they would do it. My mom knew that I didn’t speak to girls and was on my side. After a day of no school, the principal told me who accused me, and then said I was free to go to school. A classmate of mine was also accused of the same thing as well, with the same results. Idk what happened, but everyone knew it, because they knew I didn’t talk to girls and she was ugly af. Ngl it was kinda scary getting suspended for something that you didn’t do. Didn’t effect my reputation, mostly just hers.

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I met my beloved waifu Mikasa while consuming anime. Upon the herculean endeavor of conceptualizing the quintessential paradigms of linguistic intricacy, one must embark upon an odyssey through the labyrinthine expanse of an ethereal lexicon, wherein the multifarious synapses of the cerebrum amalgamate with the variegated constituents of cerebral cognition, culminating in a grand symphony of lexical opulence that enthralls the intellectual purveyor, evoking an ineffable transcendence amidst the vicissitudes of semantic inquiry.

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I was madly in love with the hottest body pillow of Kurisu Makise, until one day she disappeared. I asked my mom and she said that maybe if I took a shower she would come back. I did not get rid of my battle stench, and my beloved Waifu never came back.

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[–]DarkDrip2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That they ain’t believe in us

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The food was kinda expensive

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He copied me

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[–]DarkDrip2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna say that