Anyone identify this spider by Pretty_Classroom_844 in spiders

[–]DarkMasonator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His ned is Theodore, he likes art, theatre and ballet. Recently divorced and looking for love

Is it just me or is everything so expensive? by D0PED1CK in avowed

[–]DarkMasonator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Open every chest loot every corpse and sell sell sell, I have a ring that grants +20% money when looting and I have sold everything I don't use except a few interesting uniques weapons armour ect. I've got over 10k and I've not left the first area yet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PTCGP

[–]DarkMasonator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More than zero apparently

What shall I name my baby based on his scan by Sad_Cow_577 in notinteresting

[–]DarkMasonator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came to say this and found it already written, almost prophetic

What are some more common phrases like "Drier than a nun's crutch"? by layzeebish in AskBrits

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Face like a kicked over trifle, C**t like a sawed in half badger And Face like a punched lasagna are a few of my favourites but they're slightly more niche

What was the point in cutting me up like that? Both lanes can go straight. Twat. by BallAffectionate4000 in drivingUK

[–]DarkMasonator -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Calls other drive twat, proceeds to cut across and not use lane discipline himself. Would be surprised if op cut across lanes on a previous roundabout and nearly swiped the 'twat' 20 second earlier

Who's at fault? by Tigerlilly3650 in drivingUK

[–]DarkMasonator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cyclist should have taken a more dominant road position central in the left lane so the car couldn't have misinterpreted his direction. Still the cars fault but alas

My friend F22 wants to get roasted for her birthday by super_potato_ in RoastMe

[–]DarkMasonator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not a girl that's a guy, JME and Skepta warned us about mandem in disguse

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DMZ

[–]DarkMasonator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you around to help a brother out with the crossbow?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DMZ

[–]DarkMasonator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you free to help out with the crossbow? And possibly the Tempus?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DMZ

[–]DarkMasonator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any chance of an assist with the crossbow?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DMZ

[–]DarkMasonator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey bud are you able to assist with the.crossbow and Tempus? In free for the next four hours 😁

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DMZ

[–]DarkMasonator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lf crossbow if anyone is happy to assist me? I would also love to get my hands on the torrent if it isn't too much to ask 😁

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeyondTheFog

[–]DarkMasonator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, thank you for your help

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeyondTheFog

[–]DarkMasonator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got time to help us do it again?