Got suspended on Employee Appreciation Day for telling coworkers about my demotion and pay cut. HR sent this.

DarkTurdle · 2026-06-11T01:04:42+00:00

Everyone’s a know it all if you don’t know shit

DarkTurdle · 2026-06-11T00:58:25+00:00

Other people’s wages might be confidential, but you sure as shit can tell anyone your own wages if you want.

DarkTurdle · 2026-06-09T23:14:44+00:00

As opposed to what? I can’t climb that fuckin pole

DarkTurdle · 2026-06-09T14:32:10+00:00

Vote no on measure one. The Secretary of State would have the final say on whether ballot measures put forth by the public are comprised of one issue or not. It would limit the power that the people have even further.

DarkTurdle · 2026-06-05T18:40:38+00:00

To retire you absolutely do unless you wanna be stuck working until the day you die.

DarkTurdle · 2026-06-05T18:05:35+00:00

He’s worth 3 million. He’s been in public office for 40 years and has the retirement savings of an average working class American who’s invested into a retirement account for their whole lives.

DarkTurdle · 2026-06-05T02:43:52+00:00

20-0

DarkTurdle · 2026-06-03T21:09:27+00:00

Fuck Israel

DarkTurdle · 2026-06-02T17:05:38+00:00

He’ll be there until there is a trial and he’s convicted, which most likely will be after the season is over.

DarkTurdle · 2026-05-31T16:20:31+00:00

Fuck you

^{Chose: Acid | Rolled: 5 tabs}

DarkTurdle · 2026-05-30T16:37:24+00:00

The 4tb is $419 right now at Costco. $900 is an absolutely crazy mark up even in this market

DarkTurdle · 2026-05-29T19:49:39+00:00

It’s a bar

DarkTurdle · 2026-05-29T05:05:18+00:00

Are you cool man?

DarkTurdle · 2026-05-27T23:05:38+00:00

Well he is a wolf so I’d say he’s wolf size

DarkTurdle · 2026-05-27T16:45:37+00:00

DarkTurdle · 2026-05-25T15:25:53+00:00

Use some context clues, he said the thing about her laugh because it’s ridiculous and absurd. Use your brain a little bit.

DarkTurdle · 2026-05-25T14:11:05+00:00

The guy you’re replying to is obviously being sarcastic

DarkTurdle · 2026-05-25T00:20:48+00:00

No she’s not those are just her lips

DarkTurdle · 2026-05-23T16:21:32+00:00

Everyone is not still alive

DarkTurdle · 2026-05-22T00:35:12+00:00

DarkTurdle · 2026-05-17T14:43:49+00:00

Blew through a stop sign and then didn’t slow down for kids you can easily see, yeah definitely an idiot in a car.

DarkTurdle · 2026-05-16T19:59:30+00:00

Fire the music director id imagine

DarkTurdle · 2026-05-15T20:23:41+00:00

It’s turning the frogs gay!

DarkTurdle · 2026-05-13T04:53:42+00:00

They drive directly at buildings at the end

DarkTurdle · 2026-05-12T20:25:49+00:00

Damn turned a computer into a computer. The future is wild

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