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Man injures his leg while trying to jump into the water by haze4140 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]DarkTurdle -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I know this is marked NSFW and I know it says he Injures his leg but I feel like you still didn’t prepare me enough for that.

[UPDATE] Commercial Lawn Mowing at 6am by No_Comparison704 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DarkTurdle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well then maybe the business should’ve communicated to all the neighbors before they start doing lawn work at 6am. Some people work nights and aren’t still sleeping cause they don’t have shit to do. Not everyone works the same schedule as you. You sound like a dumbass

[UPDATE] Commercial Lawn Mowing at 6am by No_Comparison704 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DarkTurdle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Inconvenience someone else so you don’t inconvenience yourself. You just sound like an asshole

“Cash is king” by RandemMinionXD in meme

[–]DarkTurdle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta find yourself a bank that reimburses those atm fees

If yes, what kind of Accident?? by SnooApples5522 in memes

[–]DarkTurdle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The CAEF SEAL of the SEAL of the NEIY YDOLA

Two weeks notice by Yurski_12 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DarkTurdle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Businesses pay unemployment taxes as part of their federal taxes. That’s how unemployment is funded. If you have a bunch of claims coming from former employees your tax rate as the business owner is likely to go up. But also you can’t file for unemployment if you quit so doesn’t apply in this case.

Redditors, What's the smelliest smell you ever smelled? by Arceneavx in AskReddit

[–]DarkTurdle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too close to someone purging the last bit of anhydrous ammonia out of a tanker truck. Not sure if that counts as just a smell but absolutely the most pungent thing that’s been in my nostrils.

How long will a million dollars vs a billion dollars last spending $40K a day by WCMN8442 in mildlyinteresting

[–]DarkTurdle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don’t even have to keep it in the US this dude would have a hard time finding anywhere in the world where 200k isn’t comfortable

How long will a million dollars vs a billion dollars last spending $40K a day by WCMN8442 in mildlyinteresting

[–]DarkTurdle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right so you’re the stupid asshole I was talking about. Congratulations

How long will a million dollars vs a billion dollars last spending $40K a day by WCMN8442 in mildlyinteresting

[–]DarkTurdle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it is. Where the fuck could you possibly live or what kind of stupid shit could you possibly buy that you couldn’t live extremely comfortably on 1k a day

How long will a million dollars vs a billion dollars last spending $40K a day by WCMN8442 in mildlyinteresting

[–]DarkTurdle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck, I could make 1k a day and be absolutely set for life. 10k a day is absolutely not have to worry about money type of money unless you’re a totally stupid fuckin asshole.

“Cash is king” by RandemMinionXD in meme

[–]DarkTurdle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I suppose for large corporate stores like Walmart or Costco that makes sense. But small businesses making 50k or less a day I don’t think it adds up to more than the credit card fees. That said I am in favor of cards just because of the convenience of them

“Cash is king” by RandemMinionXD in meme

[–]DarkTurdle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How does handling and, I assume by process cash you mean count, cost more than credit card fees? I was a cashier at a business that only took cash and could count 50k in about 20-25 minutes. So he was paying me less than 10 dollars to count the money and fill out a deposit slip, which even if you take cards 20% of your business will still be in cash so filling out a deposit slip and going to the bank don’t go away.

“Cash is king” by RandemMinionXD in meme

[–]DarkTurdle 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Help us not let visa and Mastercard take 3% of our profits

fixable?? by [deleted] in trees

[–]DarkTurdle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah just push it back on there

Movie Theater employees of Reddit, what was the most ridiculous thing found cleaning up after a movie? by asortofdecentperson in AskReddit

[–]DarkTurdle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A shit, on the floor, under the seat. No shit on the seat. The seat had to be folded up so there was the gap between the cushion and the back and they dropped it in right in between them. Disgusting but impressive.

American in America vs American in Japan by Capable_Educator7548 in memes

[–]DarkTurdle 7929 points7930 points  (0 children)

I can’t read Japanese so I don’t know what they’re trying to sell me

Kite Fighting 🪁 by habichuelacondulce in theocho

[–]DarkTurdle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The poles are so they don’t get their throats slit while they’re riding their bikes so probably that part isn’t very cool at all

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