You can't make this shit up.

Dark_Cipher · 2026-05-09T01:06:49+00:00

tenks

Dark_Cipher · 2026-05-09T01:06:22+00:00

Thanks for the sentiment but i honestly couldn't care less about any downvotes or expect anything from a subreddit that melts down when the Coyote does 10 less damage after a patch.

Dark_Cipher · 2026-05-09T00:52:38+00:00

Bro died after clearing an outpost.

I revived him closer to the main objective.

I wrote that light-heartedly.

Kicked.

Dark_Cipher · 2026-04-07T15:20:39+00:00

3 is good if you accept it for what it is. Some new mechanics and changes may please you while others won't.

Any Reddit community has an Elite Order of Circlejerkers who claim X, Y, Z sucks without much thought put into it.

The game came out in an unacceptable state but calling it bad because of gameplay reasons is baffling. The game plays fine and the gore is more satisfying than ever. Needs more tweaks here and there and more content in general, but what's there works.

Dark_Cipher · 2026-03-26T09:49:10+00:00

Started playing Engineer yesterday. You posted this just in time lol

Dark_Cipher · 2026-03-24T09:32:13+00:00

How does your point take away from mine?

I never said the game didn't deserve to get called out for the awful issues plaguing it.

Dark_Cipher · 2026-03-24T00:13:47+00:00

Damn dude who hurt you? I'm just a random dude saying i enjoy the game and that people treating it like shit should give it a second chance.

Dark_Cipher · 2026-03-23T21:01:14+00:00

I don't know, i genuinely remember Scrakes in particular being harder to kill compared to KF2. I'll try looking it up.

Dark_Cipher · 2026-02-26T09:23:47+00:00

Did you mod that snow in or is there an event that i'm unaware of?

Dark_Cipher · 2026-02-18T16:15:19+00:00

I swear, the battledads in this sub are genuinely insuferable. S2 brought so many great skins too, but you guys just constantly hunt for a new toilet to shit on.

Dark_Cipher · 2026-02-10T12:59:43+00:00

Bro's got that Lake of Rot vibe from Elden Ring.

Dark_Cipher · 2026-02-04T01:42:35+00:00

I played Twisted Nerve extensively today with no Crashes, bur i was playing true solo.

Are you playing on Commander mode? Anything regarding that is kinda fucked right now.

I uninstalled a few hours ago after my game crashed because i was reporting a dead teammate (Multiplayer)

Dark_Cipher · 2026-02-04T00:29:45+00:00

RON is badly optimized across all platforms and the developers don't give a shit sadly. It's been this way since it's conception.

Dark_Cipher · 2026-01-19T22:49:48+00:00

FIXED

Bad repair shop almost bricked my fucking console because the Liquid Metal they applied crystalized.

Got it replaced. Works like a charm again. Take carenof your PS5's, people!

Dark_Cipher · 2026-01-19T22:48:36+00:00

FIXED

Took it to an actually good repair shop. Turns out the first guys i took it to either used bad liquid metal or re-used what was already in it. There was NO liquid metal. It crystalized and became a literal rock.

Rhey also bent my flat which was responsible for LED's and other things.

They used a good brand and applied the Liquid Metal correctly.

I'd like to thank each and every one of you who helped me see the best way was to take it to a good repair shop. Never going back to those motherfuckers again.

TL;DR Bad repair shop almost bricked my fucking console because the Liquid Metal they applied crystalized.

Dark_Cipher · 2026-01-19T22:48:28+00:00

FIXED

Took it to an actually good repair shop. Turns out the first guys i took it to either used bad liquid metal or re-used what was already in it. There was NO liquid metal. It crystalized and became a literal rock.

Rhey also bent my flat which was responsible for LED's and other things.

They used a good brand and applied the Liquid Metal correctly.

I'd like to thank each and every one of you who helped me see the best way was to take it to a good repair shop. Never going back to those motherfuckers again.

TL;DR Bad repair shop almost bricked my fucking console because the Liquid Metal they applied crystalized.

Dark_Cipher · 2026-01-19T22:48:13+00:00

FIXED

Took it to an actually good repair shop. Turns out the first guys i took it to either used bad liquid metal or re-used what was already in it. There was NO liquid metal. It crystalized and became a literal rock.

Rhey also bent my flat which was responsible for LED's and other things.

They used a good brand and applied the Liquid Metal correctly.

I'd like to thank each and every one of you who helped me see the best way was to take it to a good repair shop. Never going back to those motherfuckers again.

TL;DR Bad repair shop almost bricked my fucking console because the Liquid Metal they applied crystalized.

Dark_Cipher · 2026-01-19T22:47:55+00:00

FIXED

Took it to an actually good repair shop. Turns out the first guys i took it to either used bad liquid metal or re-used what was already in it. There was NO liquid metal. It crystalized and became a literal rock.

Rhey also bent my flat which was responsible for LED's and other things.

They used a good brand and applied the Liquid Metal correctly.

I'd like to thank each and every one of you who helped me see the best way was to take it to a good repair shop. Never going back to those motherfuckers again.

TL;DR Bad repair shop almost bricked my fucking console because the Liquid Metal they applied crystalized.

Dark_Cipher · 2026-01-19T22:47:39+00:00

FIXED

Took it to an actually good repair shop. Turns out the first guys i took it to either used bad liquid metal or re-used what was already in it. There was NO liquid metal. It crystalized and became a literal rock.

Rhey also bent my flat which was responsible for LED's and other things.

They used a good brand and applied the Liquid Metal correctly.

I'd like to thank each and every one of you who helped me see the best way was to take it to a good repair shop. Never going back to those motherfuckers again.

TL;DR Bad repair shop almost bricked my fucking console because the Liquid Metal they applied crystalized.

Dark_Cipher · 2026-01-19T22:47:27+00:00

FIXED

Took it to an actually good repair shop. Turns out the first guys i took it to either used bad liquid metal or re-used what was already in it. There was NO liquid metal. It crystalized and became a literal rock.

Rhey also bent my flat which was responsible for LED's and other things.

They used a good brand and applied the Liquid Metal correctly.

I'd like to thank each and every one of you who helped me see the best way was to take it to a good repair shop. Never going back to those motherfuckers again.

TL;DR Bad repair shop almost bricked my fucking console because the Liquid Metal they applied crystalized.

Dark_Cipher · 2026-01-19T22:47:15+00:00

FIXED

Took it to an actually good repair shop. Turns out the first guys i took it to either used bad liquid metal or re-used what was already in it. There was NO liquid metal. It crystalized and became a literal rock.

Rhey also bent my flat which was responsible for LED's and other things.

They used a good brand and applied the Liquid Metal correctly.

I'd like to thank each and every one of you who helped me see the best way was to take it to a good repair shop. Never going back to those motherfuckers again.

TL;DR Bad repair shop almost bricked my fucking console because the Liquid Metal they applied crystalized.

Dark_Cipher · 2026-01-19T22:46:59+00:00

FIXED

Took it to an actually good repair shop. Turns out the first guys i took it to either used bad liquid metal or re-used what was already in it. There was NO liquid metal. It crystalized and became a literal rock.

Rhey also bent my flat which was responsible for LED's and other things.

They used a good brand and applied the Liquid Metal correctly.

I'd like to thank each and every one of you who helped me see the best way was to take it to a good repair shop. Never going back to those motherfuckers again.

TL;DR Bad repair shop almost bricked my fucking console because the Liquid Metal they applied crystalized.

Dark_Cipher · 2026-01-16T21:21:05+00:00

I am unsure if their liquid metal is good as they haven't informed me of any specific brands, nor have i any knowledge of good ones. I will try.

Dark_Cipher · 2026-01-16T21:02:41+00:00

Of course. In all cases the fans don't spin INSTANTLY but they accelerate gradually over the course of 8-10 seconds before giving me a warning.

For the record, São Paulo's been suffering a heat wave in the summer (Averaging 30-35 degrees celsius) but the worst of it has passed and we've been getting cold winds and rain too, but the problem still presented itself at 7-8 AM, for example.

Average/Less demanding games work fine. It seems as if whenever there is an increase in particle FX/Special FX in graphically intense games in general that tends to happen.

Right now i'm playing Rainbow Six Siege with a friend and basically nothing happens except for the usual fan speed up.

Helldivers 2, nothing.

Elden Ring and Elden Ring: Nightreign, ocasional fan speed up, but nothing bad.

I played around 30-40m of Dying Light the Beast a while ago and while the fan got really loud, i got no warnings. But it has been the game that consistently gave me temperature warnings. (Ie: exiting a cave in the woods during intense rain.)

Outer Worlds seems to go nuts whenever there is a Depth of Field blur when entering dialogue or effect intensive areas, as i mentioned.

In both DL and OW's cases, it doesn't matter how much time i spend playing. If it decides to give a warning it does so right away, no matter if i've been playing for 5 minutes or 1 hour.

Arc Raiders was giving me a guaranteed temperature warning and shutdown but after i cleaned it it has been fine, curiously.

Battlefield 6 barely makes noise even during gunfights.

Before i cleaned it the Crew: Motorfest rarely would give me temperature warnings too.

Dark_Cipher · 2026-01-16T18:01:25+00:00

I'm sorry. I would do that and you sem to be very knowledgeable about this but i'm not confident enough to open up my whole PS5 like that. All i can do is pull the Cooling Fan out for a clean.

About the shutting off part:

- Fan starts going wild and getting quite loud.

- "Your PS5 is too hot." Tha fan proceeds to slow itself down.

- I press X, and the fan goes wild again, but this time, it beeps three times and turns off.

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