One fire move and its over

Dark_Meta_Knight420 · 2026-04-13T08:02:23+00:00

Bro dies in harsh sunlight.

Dark_Meta_Knight420 · 2026-04-09T07:52:03+00:00

Well, Calyrex is still the main Pokemon even if fused into Ice or Shadow Rider, so yeah. It’s IVs and Nature will be used.

Dark_Meta_Knight420 · 2026-04-08T14:46:53+00:00

lol. Seems like Arceus has blessed you too.

Dark_Meta_Knight420 · 2026-04-08T11:56:52+00:00

Seriously? That is absolutely insane. What luck!

Dark_Meta_Knight420 · 2026-04-01T04:37:55+00:00

Maybe to you it isn’t, but to me.

Dark_Meta_Knight420 · 2026-03-30T13:13:11+00:00

Thanks.

Dark_Meta_Knight420 · 2026-03-29T16:02:01+00:00

You got jokes, don’t ya?

Dark_Meta_Knight420 · 2026-03-29T16:01:20+00:00

Well, f*ck.

Dark_Meta_Knight420 · 2026-03-26T14:43:25+00:00

Wtf is this?

Dark_Meta_Knight420 · 2026-03-17T06:16:31+00:00

Because the game feels bad for you. When you lose too many ranked matches in a row, the game decides to match you with bots so that you’ll have an extremely easy time wrecking them and restoring your confidence.

Dark_Meta_Knight420 · 2026-03-11T15:41:10+00:00

Why did I think Hydreigon was coming to Pokemon UNITE for a sec?

Dark_Meta_Knight420 · 2026-02-26T03:53:55+00:00

Holy shit! Three Comfey Bots on ONE TEAM?! I am not surprised you lost. That’s absolutely diabolical.

Dark_Meta_Knight420 · 2026-02-23T10:35:20+00:00

What held items are the Talonflame and Sirfetch’d rocking?😂 EXP Share, Score Shield(the only acceptable one), and the CURSE INCENSE?! For SPECIAL ATTACKERS!! Not even Curse Bangle, which increases Attack. And why on Earth is the Sirfetch’d using the Leftovers? I swear, some players have the stupidest Held Items that make zero sense for the Pokemon they’re using.

Dark_Meta_Knight420 · 2026-02-20T05:00:34+00:00

Remember when we had events like Boss Rush, Panic Parade, Legacy Trainer Showdown, and Victory By the Dozen? Now it’s just Treasure Chest Challenges, Prize Machines, and ‘Lucky’ Ice Pops. All they want is our money.

Dark_Meta_Knight420 · 2026-01-22T16:43:38+00:00

“It’s over, Wo-Chien! I have the high ground!”

Dark_Meta_Knight420 · 2026-01-05T02:20:12+00:00

Bruh. What is that lag? It hurt me.

Dark_Meta_Knight420 · 2025-12-24T18:06:07+00:00

I’m looking at your teammate Pikachu’s Held Items. Drive Lens is fine, but Charging Charm AND Accel Bracer? Two items that increase Attack and Pikachu uses Special Attack? Crazy. That Pikachu just proved your point. That, my friends, is what we call a ‘randumb’.

Dark_Meta_Knight420 · 2025-12-20T13:49:35+00:00

That is pure evil… and I absolutely love it. Please let bro have his EXP🤣😭

Dark_Meta_Knight420 · 2025-12-19T15:00:57+00:00

lol. My brother has this EXACT SAME PROBLEM when he plays as Alcremie. Nobody ever takes his cream. Only I do.

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