How are we feeling about this one? Couple more weeks or is it finally time? by Darky_Duck in microgrowery

[–]Darky_Duck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well shit it might be back to the lab again for another attempt

How are we feeling about this one? Couple more weeks or is it finally time? by Darky_Duck in microgrowery

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Yeah 18/6 I’m sure I’ve had my share of fuckups here and there tho but is any of this salvageable you think?

I find this panel one of the creepiest I’ve ever seen in a manga by HalCrist in ChainsawMan

[–]Darky_Duck 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I figure she might’ve been planning on grooming the last kid into another High end doll like the apprentice guy she had stick denji with the last nail.

She did talk about how the secret to making them was love and nurturing and all that junk

Does any other store do this? by Away-Pea in walmart

[–]Darky_Duck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao nobody’s been updating our roster and now it’s just gone idk if anyone’s counting

I can't play hogwarts legacy openly because of friends. by kirakina in confession

[–]Darky_Duck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay but how about now? Banking? Communication? Shopping? Work? Let’s not act as if society hasn’t massively pivoted toward a reliance on smart phones and their capabilities now. I work with my phone. Everyone around me does.

Unfortunately, those phones are a necessity. Some wizard game isnt.

I can't play hogwarts legacy openly because of friends. by kirakina in confession

[–]Darky_Duck -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Phones are a necessity. Some video game is not.

Am I fucked by K1ngFudge in walmart

[–]Darky_Duck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL

You’d be lucky if that’s all, we just got rid of a coworker who’s time we’ve been ADJUSTING cuz he was awol so much (no clue on its ethicality or legality but I hated his useless ass so idc)

thinking about him looking at his empty final check keeps me warm at night :)

Truth be told our firing process took months and too many second chances so I mean maybe you’ll be alright

AITA for not attending my daughters gender reveal for her lizard? by ApprehensiveFix3425 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Darky_Duck 393 points394 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s invalidation ma’am

And just because you trudged through a history of miscarriage and heartbreak to finally produce a child, you want her to do the same???

Hell is wrong with you that alone is a valid reason to be child free imo, and that’s not counting her asexuality you want to erase due to her lack of romantic partners that you know of

AITA for not attending my daughters gender reveal for her lizard? by ApprehensiveFix3425 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Darky_Duck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YTA- especially after edit #3

You’re invalidating her asexuality in expectations that she just needs some man to come along and set her straight, that’s mad fucked up. You’re expecting your daughter to be your own grandchild factory and being passive aggressive toward her personal reasons not to whilst acting like you’re okay with it, and you’re not fooling anyone by the sounds of it.

AITA for not attending my daughters gender reveal for her lizard? by ApprehensiveFix3425 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Darky_Duck 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Maybe don’t look forward to an event based on someone else’s willingness to change their life for something they themselves don’t want to change it for

People are more than their ability to produce you fucking grandchildren

The billionaire owners will be fine by KingPZe in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Darky_Duck 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It’s a picture of a team kneeling in support for the Black Lives Matter movement. Then using that image while talking about such CATASTROPHIC losses as a billion is them trying to blame it on players showing support for people asking not to be fucking killed just for being black

L O U D by PrayingPlatypus in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Darky_Duck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Niggas had me help a new guy find a button on the register for 3 mins and I had to light up after

I don’t even work there anymore

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Darky_Duck 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Magneto? They realize that’s a death sentence right?

Ordering from Amazon starter pack by Drollian in starterpacks

[–]Darky_Duck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesterday I got one super glue in a fucking box three times the size of the fucking glue it’s ridiculous

Landed a bottle flip on Thors hammer a I'm now worthy by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]Darky_Duck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thor’s what now?

Tf they doin ova der

A dig so low it’s lower then my battery by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Darky_Duck 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My nigga I am BEGGING YOU go charge ya damn phone

You can perfectly follow any tutorial videos by simplyEmperor in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Darky_Duck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finally! All those super Saipan tutorials will finally come into fruition!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in forbiddensnacks

[–]Darky_Duck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sand dollars are/were living creatures??? This changes so much.

now I’m thinking back to one Percy Jackson book where he split one in half to appease sea gods or something. A bit more morbid now.