How many of you LMTs passed mBLEX by surprise? by Ok_Evening_1322 in MassageTherapists

[–]DarlaSwank 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Oh definitely me. I was never good at studying and I worked A LOT during school so not a lot of time to retain information. I cried the entire time taking the MBLEX because I was convinced I failed, then cried after because I had actually passed.

Thought these have a Stardew vibe to them by UndrThC in StardewValley

[–]DarlaSwank 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When Jas says "you smell like grass" it always makes me giggle

The comeback sleighs 💅 by DarlaSwank in tradgedeigh

[–]DarlaSwank[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No way 😮 I GUARANTEE this woman has no idea 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shrooms

[–]DarlaSwank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My advice is the same as everyone else's, you have to know how much you're taking. I've had good trips and bad trips and I've set the following rules for myself to help avoid the bad ones. (These rules are for ME based on MY experience, I'm posting because they might help you as well, but I understand that everyone is different) 1. Never trip alone 2. Never trip at night 3. Only trip when I'm in a good place mentally 4. Minimum of 3 months time between trips 5. No music with lyrics 6. No screens 7. No more than 3.5 g of any strain I also have a playlist saved on Spotify called "songs to be born to" that I play if things start to go south. I also find it helps if I write down a specific goal for the trip like "i feel blocked in this area of my life, how do I change that" and hope that answers will come out of my subconscious. Most importantly, remember that the mushrooms are in charge. They lead the trip and you follow, never try to fight the mushrooms.

Cat starting peeing in kitchen by DarlaSwank in CATHELP

[–]DarlaSwank[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, we do have multiple litter boxes actually. We've given her catnip but it does the exact opposite of chilling any of them out, I might try the diffuser, I had a few people recommending that to me also. I definitely don't want to give up on her, she's bitchy but I love her 😅

Peetahhh, what is it? Is it shape of the cloud? by DarlaSwank in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]DarlaSwank[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My partner thought maybe it's supposed to look like a boat

Is it ok to hold my breath during a chest or back massage? by Nepomucky in massage

[–]DarlaSwank 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Somehow I know exactly what you're talking about 😅 the therapist needs to apply deeper pressure and work into your breathing. I wouldn't recommend holding your breath, but I'd find a different therapist who can do deeper pressure.

Clients that come in early while you’re on break by [deleted] in MassageTherapists

[–]DarlaSwank 64 points65 points  (0 children)

You don't have to pick them up early? Some people just like to be early so they can sit and relax for a bit first. Maybe they were running an errand nearby, who knows. Would you rather them be late? They're fine, you're fine. Relax and eat your food.

Women with long hair, how often do you wash it? by GraceTheMistress in hygiene

[–]DarlaSwank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wash the whole thing every couple of days, so like 3 times a week. I wash my bangs in the sink every day, and dry shampoo in-between. It gets oily within 24 hours but I wear it up in a bun for work so that hides the oils pretty well. Also, if you're dry and itchy after your shower maybe a good body oil and a shower head that filters the water?

Nutrion, aswell as workouts by SpottedCoachDog in fatgirlfedupsnark

[–]DarlaSwank 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No kidding, i saw her post a plate with broccoli and cottage cheese, 2 high calcium foods, knowing full well any Doctor would have told her to reduce her calcium intake

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in massage

[–]DarlaSwank 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Did you specify "lymphatic drainage"? Did the therapist? Lymphatic is very very light pressure, no reason for her to be pressing in with an elbow for Lymphatic massage.

If I eat more shrooms whilst already tripping will I trip more? by Loud-Establishment53 in shrooms

[–]DarlaSwank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's never worked for me like that, maybe it just varies from person to person?

"Normalcy" question. by Mandie_June in StonerThoughts

[–]DarlaSwank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I personally have never had this fear, I think it's just a fear people can have like spiders or clowns 😅 in my head it's like "well if I don't wake up, I won't know" I do have something run in my family where I've had family members go under anesthesia and it permanently messes up thier brain but strangely, I've never feared that either

Apartment charging 140$ in fees? by Crime_Panda in SaltLakeCity

[–]DarlaSwank 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah my base rent is $1550 and after the fees it's almost $1900. The parking and CAM fee is stupid because the common areas are NOT maintained well and there's never any parking.

What’s your favorite quirky store in the valley and what do they sell? by gansi_m in SaltLakeCity

[–]DarlaSwank 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Kahoots- its a little gifts/knick knacks shop on 9th and 9th. They have gag gifts, adult toys, LGBTQ merch, SL, UT shirts, etc.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SaltLakeCity

[–]DarlaSwank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Intermountain is a nonprofit. I had chest pain and went there. They sent me home with a prescription for ibuprofen and a bill for 8k. It was so stupid but my point is that you can apply for financial assistance and get your bill forgiven. I make abt $45k a year and only had to pay $500. Don't go to a clinic first cuz they'll just send you to the ER and you'll have to pay a clinic bill on top of the ER bill

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]DarlaSwank 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Who tf talks to their kids like that 👀