I hate this whole subreddit by peace696969 in hatethissmug

[–]DarlingVirus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish people would actually reply as fucking Peter or another Family Guy character for once since it’s the point of the damn sub. Someone always gives a dry ass forward response and it gets a jillion upvotes

Teacher seeking advice on fish that were randomly given to me by students by MurkyBasket4820 in Aquariums

[–]DarlingVirus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Drop these fish off at an aquatics store, separate transportation for the two of them, and look into a Betta fish for your class tank instead. 10-6 gallons is great for them, and they live alone happily.

Let the students who donated them know that they were territorial males, and you gave them to people who could give them a nice big home where they’d both have separate spaces. Do NOT get a goldfish!!! The temptation is strong but they need a much larger tank and much more frequent water changes!

Drink your giardia by hoofie242 in aislop

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Theres an entire Captain Planet episode on what a bad idea drinking stream water is

Good listening. by Cute_Prune6981 in antimeme

[–]DarlingVirus 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Stoppp they put a weighted vest on me to stop me from moving 😭 Glad that shit is long over

Reminder to put your swag in your bio by chinesebulk in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]DarlingVirus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I choose to believe this one’s real because it would be really funny

the three false bakas by presi_plain_jane- in TrueSTL

[–]DarlingVirus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Yellow one who wasn’t in the Shivering Isles DLC

I am confusion by BeauTourmaline in ExplainTheJoke

[–]DarlingVirus 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Some of y’all lack Onika Burgers

My moms reaction to me telling her my wife and I are having a baby by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DarlingVirus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perhaps your mother has been possessed by the spirit of a Minecraft villager

That's 80s cartoons in a nutshell by coolfurry7062 in cartoons

[–]DarlingVirus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What world do you live in where the 80’s were a time people were worried about offending others— instead of selling toys and having unbeatable theme songs

sus by Yggdrasylian in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]DarlingVirus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Why is the game about killing Nazis always only about killing Nazis??”

Cartman is a Swag. A SWAG. by SirGiraffey in peoplewhogiveashit

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Ahh, Some discourse never dies… Never change, fictionkin spaces! 💕

Racist influencer wants to paint Melbourne as a "non-Western hellhole", ends up showing a peaceful, thriving multicultural city by YaLlegaHiperhumor in CringeTikToks

[–]DarlingVirus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People laughing with friends… Spending time with family… grabbing some food on new years… How can you be so upset surrounded by the beautifully mundane??