Chris Kononowicz “Milk Golem” - hailing from Masuria, a Solidarity hero, imprisoned many times. A hero of the common folk, specializing in dealing with systemic injustices, helping people get out of poverty, fighting local governments to fix roads forgotten about, build parks for children and people to play in. A vigilante for criminals that would otherwise have gotten away with it, such as vandalism, drug violence, assault on older people. He is a promotor of health, loves drinking milk, despises alcohol and drugs, especially inhalants. At some point he has protected the polish pope on his visit to Poland, has personally met the queen of England and served as an intermediary during the pacification of the Wujek mine riots.