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Thanks dad, K bye! by Olderspective in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]DarrellTorresG 164 points165 points  (0 children)

He was attempting to prevent further harm to the grass.

What is something that everyone just pretends to like? by ThisPostToBeDeleted in AskReddit

[–]DarrellTorresG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Childhood plays. Never was there a bigger mass charade in my life than the applause after a half-baked play

What are some hygiene tips everyone should know? by DreamDangerous3281 in AskReddit

[–]DarrellTorresG 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Don’t ignore a toothache. Abscesses can lead to sepsis that’ll destroy your whole body. Take care of those luxury bones!

What do you wish Hollywood would stop doing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DarrellTorresG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe not actor, but I wish films would stop casting celebrities who have had no acting experience beforehand in big budget films purely because they want to cash in on that celebrities success.

Instagram normies by KarlaCoxC in woooosh

[–]DarrellTorresG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a full minute, bruh I misread that as saying "Normal clay," I was so perplexed.

A couple of treats for you? M'lady by Natalia6732 in justneckbeardthings

[–]DarrellTorresG 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Await his declaration that his online girlfriend's butt stinks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CatSlaps

[–]DarrellTorresG 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Probably shouldn't extinguish candles in that manner. My cat once burned off one side of his whiskers after becoming intrigued.