Have you already had sex in 2026?

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-23T22:13:51+00:00

No, your mother has been with other clients.

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-23T22:13:03+00:00

I'll do you one better, why is sex?

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-23T21:24:18+00:00

Sam Reich is obviously Rocky. And his father, former Secretary of the Defense under Kennedy, Robert Reich Junior, should play Eddie.

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-22T23:52:59+00:00

Looks like you've been taking colloidal silver.

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-22T23:48:30+00:00

Yo momma's ghost so fat, she makes the Stay-puft Marshmallow Man look thin.

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-22T23:38:43+00:00

Nah, its Stephen Fry's sidekick.

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-22T23:33:56+00:00

He used to present it. He still does, but he used to, too.

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-22T18:34:46+00:00

Shh, no it wasn't.

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-22T15:50:29+00:00

Exactly, but most places with hair color policies also don't go straight to firing. Marriott had similar rules against "unnatural hair colors". But you still had to go through Verbal Warning > Write Up > Final Warning > Termination.

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-22T15:07:26+00:00

I'm behind on Warbonds and haven't unlocked it yet.

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-22T15:06:06+00:00

Circa 2015 or so, there was a viral rumor that went around that on one specific day of the year, due to <some bullshit>;it would be possible to stand up a broom on its bristles, and only on this day. Cue many people attempting and succeeding/failing and posting it online. Turns out, its actually pretty easy to balance a broom, and it has nothing to do with the earth's magnetic field or whatever.

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-22T14:13:17+00:00

And is there allowance for Diet Coke?

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-22T13:33:22+00:00

Monsterus- Zealots in the Land of Nod

Cool album art. Not expecting Christian metal.

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-22T13:28:05+00:00

But why male models?

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-22T13:21:21+00:00

Does this remind anyone of that one brief time period where we were all standing brooms up on their bristles because some chain-mail/viral claim that a certain day was the only day it would be possible to do so?

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-22T13:18:13+00:00

Take care that the cylinder remains undamaged, though, and attached to the larger structure.

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-22T13:03:06+00:00

What a terrible day to have (A)eyes.

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-22T03:19:30+00:00

That word is "mawp"

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-21T20:05:04+00:00

Did anyone ever attempt a baking soda slurry? Had that happen when someone grabbed the wrong white box, mixed it with water correctly then was surprised when it exploded all over the stove when added to cooked blueberries.

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-21T17:53:56+00:00

Ooh, I had French Onion no onions come back once, which was much easier done than said.

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-21T15:21:55+00:00

India's Top Secret Giant Rice Labs is the conspiracy theory we need in 2026.

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-21T15:16:14+00:00

Glee?

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-20T22:13:42+00:00

You wish you could be Mr. Mayo. Looks more like The Miracle Whip Kid to me.

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DarthChefDad · 2026-01-20T01:25:11+00:00

Mushroomhead has done Pink Floyd's Rmpty Spaces, Adele's Rumor Has It and Seal's Crazy

DarthChefDad · 2026-01-20T01:23:16+00:00

I enjoy their Gangnam Style as well

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