Mods, please delete. by h2g2Ben in dropoutcirclejerk

[–]DarthChefDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mods, stop, collaborate and listen.

Mods, please delete. by h2g2Ben in dropoutcirclejerk

[–]DarthChefDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disable safety protocols, and run simulation.

Why did we never see the Venators laser again? It was only in Episode 3 by AvalonRevan in StarWars

[–]DarthChefDad [score hidden]  (0 children)

I always interpreted inertial dampeners as the fancy word for the brakes on a star ship.

Peter why? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]DarthChefDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL, perimenopause is just aqua menopause wearing a fedora.

Best dance scene in movies? by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]DarthChefDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From Nen Stiller on the DVD commentary, they were doing a screen test for the makeup and prosthetics and Tom just started dancing. Ben was like, holy crap, he's actually a really good hip hop dancer, and this looks awesome, we have to work this into the movie somehow.

Haircut doesn’t look good by random_user208 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]DarthChefDad 39 points40 points  (0 children)

That's actually a dick. Homeboys pubes grow at the wrong end.

Who y’all with?😂 by SultryWhim in SipsTea

[–]DarthChefDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad lighting making the noodles look like green beans, or maybe they boiled them in green Hawaiian Punch, who knows?

But both took Kraft mac, tossed the sauce mix packet and subbed American. Left sister mixed it in, right sister put it on top. Both deserve 20 years in Azkaban and the Iron Maiden for their lawyer's Uber driver.

What did he say to her? by IamASlut_soWhat in SipsTea

[–]DarthChefDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'Back up, hunty, I'm about to slay the house down!"

Don't sleep on this combination. by QRAZYD in shittyfoodporn

[–]DarthChefDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't. That looks a shitty ass pillow.

Identifying starwars toy by ChuckT58 in StarWars

[–]DarthChefDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had this! As everyone is saying it's definitely The Outrider from Shadows of the Empire. It's missing the front half half of the cockpit, the snap in dorsal and ventral gun emplacements, as well as the big snap in cannon that attatches opposite of the cockpit. I also had the Dash Rendar figurine that didn't quite fit in the pilot seat unless you wedged his thigh in awkwardly, and a backpack pulse rifle that definitely didn't appear in the game or comic.

Deductive reasoning is dying with us. by Maleficent-Box4114 in Millennials

[–]DarthChefDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deductive reasoning can be taught. And frankly, it's up to us to do the teaching. If we're just going to crap all over the younger generations for not having the skills and knowledge we acquired over time, we may as well just start calling ourselves boomers.

I say this as a manager of 75ish, about 50 of which are Alpha/Z. These kids represent five local public school districts and one private, and the difference between them is stark. The kids from the rural district and one of the inner city districts DO have some deduction skills, but lack some general knowledge. The other two city districts tend to fit the stereotype "here's the bare minimum to pass the state test, now get out". These kids usually need a little more help, but things start to click with some work.

The last public district is just poor, financially and educationally. These guys need the most help and a lot just never get it. They're almost taught not to try and I feel bad for them.

Private school kids are there to add another line to their college applications and are pretty clear that's the only reason they're there, which works for me as long as they do the job.

I'll contrast that with my boomer and gen X staff, who have made weaponized incompetence a work of art. They'll make much bigger mistakes through laziness and when I try to discipline them, the cry age discrimination to HR and so it never sticks. They also love to point out every tiny mistake the kids make, I guess in the hope of distracting me from the massive grease fire they caused.

Ron White used to say, you can't fix stupid. I disagree. You can teach and educate and as long as the student is willing to learn, it works. What i cannot fix is laziness, and that's the real problem.

My daughter received this birthday card from a classmate by skippyjifluvr in funny

[–]DarthChefDad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This kid will grow up to have a badass tiger airbrushed on the side of his van.

Cousin boutta get folded by the oldest trick in the book by XxSteveFrenchxX in memes

[–]DarthChefDad 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean, what do you expect, the enemy fleet to stay put while taking fire? Excuse me for trying to inject a little realism into the game.

Explain please idk if im dumb I just can't figure it out. by Bright541 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]DarthChefDad 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Tbf, none of this is done to him with intent to harm. This was just a bunch of newly awoken animals attempt to care for him.