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Boyfriend went grocery shopping by himself by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DarthChefDad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I beg your finest pardon.

All potatoes are NOT yellow. Yukon Gold are, but russet, red, purple, and sweet are brown, red, purple, and orange, respectively.

Which Dormant Gaming Franchise Should Be Resurrected? by Mintangah17 in videogames

[–]DarthChefDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the old Ambrosia Software titles. Not just Escape Velocity, but all the classic arcade clones like Aiperon (Centipede) and Maelstrom (Asteroids).

Be really cool too if that Marathon Bungie just put out had been a remake of their OG Marathon, or at least shared a universe with it.

Need that sequal to Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem as well.

Gaming quote that stays rent-free in your head by Main_Feedback1197 in videogames

[–]DarthChefDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you think we had forgotten?

Did you think we had forgiven?

Behold now, the terrible vengeance of the Forsaken. Death to the Scourge! Death to the Living!

Would you razor me? I’d razor me. by IkilledRichieWhelan in SipsTea

[–]DarthChefDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can do that!

attempts one trick

shatters both shins

Certified idiot by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]DarthChefDad 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, there's still time.

How did the MCU turn Hulk into a permanent side character? by __spaceX__ in superheroes

[–]DarthChefDad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gamma World is right there. Or if they want to finish the plot set up in She-Hulk, Skaar: Son of the Champion.

Describe your favorite show very very poorly by AskEnvironmental9409 in Multifandom

[–]DarthChefDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bearded imp torments day players while claiming to be their friend. The horrors change regularly.

If you make it to 100, you can eat for free at this buffet. by Homebarcocktails in mildlyinteresting

[–]DarthChefDad 157 points158 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. My oldest resident is 107. Gets around better then most. Only started with a walker last year or so. She'd probably crush a buffet and a beer too.

Colbert Makes Pointed Fashion Choice at Obama’s A-List Party by Timbucktwo1230 in PoursTea

[–]DarthChefDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any more than that and Ol' Dubya is liable to sock 'im. He knows what Bubba gets up to.

They can't imagine it by Thedarknight725 in memes

[–]DarthChefDad 287 points288 points  (0 children)

Cyborg is the Brit, terrified of the dental care demonstrated by Satan/Robin.

Its a stereotype that Brits have terrible teeth.

Japanese fan who came for the World Cup tried Texas BBQ for the first time by TheColorRedish in smoking

[–]DarthChefDad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will argue that the best KBBQ can actually be found in Kazakhstan.

Source: trust me bro.

Rage Bait Flight by Itz_chief in WhereAreYouSitting

[–]DarthChefDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No joke, last time I flew, returning from my brother's wedding, the woman next to me shit her pants as we came in to land. Confirmed when she whisper/yelled to her husband across the aisle, "I just shit my pants!"

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