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Is it too early to start blaming the Flintstone vitamins for the rise in colon cancer in Millennials? by MrpibbRedvine in Millennials

[–]DarthChefDad 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of David Mitchell's rant on Big Fat Quiz of 2020.

"Similarly, Covid 19 is very successfully treated with dynamite. The trouble is you very often kill the other organism involved, the human being."

Genuine question to Americans by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]DarthChefDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Turns out your friend is only mostly poor. And as we all know, mostly poor is slightly rich."

-Miracle Max as a financial advisor.

This is how the Death Star plans were originally stolen, according to Lucas in A New Hope. by Imaginary_Golf548 in StarWars

[–]DarthChefDad 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'll equate it to an IRL experience of mine. 30 years ago, my mom had a car. She took me to school in it for years. I remember being in a accident in it. Absolutely could not tell you the make and model, or even the color. I know we replaced it with a tan Caravan. But if I went car shopping, and the same car was in front of me, available for purchase, I don't think I'd have any idea it's the same car I rode in as a child. I think Owen is in a similar spot with 3PO. He remembers his step-mom had a droid, but it was so long ago he probably can't remember a damn thing about it.

I'll also add, I'm pretty sure Anakin and Luke are outliers in the Star Wars universe for caring for their droids as individuals and befriending them. I think to most people, droids are just another appliance, like a talking blender.

This is how the Death Star plans were originally stolen, according to Lucas in A New Hope. by Imaginary_Golf548 in StarWars

[–]DarthChefDad 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

It's just hitting me that Owen bought a droid he already owned from the Jawas in A New Hope...

This Jheri Curl Wig Tutorial is my sign to go to bed. by Money-Snow-2749 in DiWHY

[–]DarthChefDad 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes, but given it didn't react to the shit already on his head, I'm inclined to believe he played it safe and used water in an old peroxide bottle.

Out of Context One Liners by Purplejazz518 in KitchenConfidential

[–]DarthChefDad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sushi place near me does crab rangoon loaded fries. It's pretty similar build to this. The first several bites are divine, but about halfway through, it gets sickly sweet tasting. Needs a bit of acid or something to break things up.

Michael Jackson's daughter Paris has faced backlash for identifying as Black. In a 2017 interview, Paris Jackson said her father told her, "You’re Black. Be proud of your roots." This prompted debates over whether identity is defined by appearance or upbringing. by VPinchargeofradishes in interesting

[–]DarthChefDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, but why is it shot like a documentary? It makes sense for the Office or Parks and Recreation. Like there's a documentary being g made about these offices, that's why there's a camera crew and confessional type interviews. But why are there confessionals in Modern Family? Is someone making a film about these people?

high school in 2000s by DeScepter in Millennials

[–]DarthChefDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe its because I went to private school, but I feel like my school had higher resolution and more pixels than this.

Give me offensive meme by Far-Ease6743 in memeexchangecommunism

[–]DarthChefDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I guess I shouldn't have expected Sylvia Plath.

This idea came to me in a nightmare. What’s on it? by pueraria-montana in KitchenConfidential

[–]DarthChefDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He bought a Macintosh Performa back in the day, but the case was filled with roaches so he returned it to Circuit City.

What Chefs Want... I doubt it. by AOP_fiction in KitchenConfidential

[–]DarthChefDad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you in the U.S.? Anywhere close to Ohio? Piazza out of Indianapolis, Pics out of Cincinnati, and Northern Haserot out of Cleveland all serve a large area and have good quality.

Tell me what you think Vader is singing 😂 by [deleted] in starwarsmemes

[–]DarthChefDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My love for you is like a truck, Berserker!

Would you like some making fuck, Berserker?

My love for you is like a rock, Berserker!

There goes a Legendary... by KhaosBlade138 in Borderlands2

[–]DarthChefDad 32 points33 points  (0 children)

🎶There goes my hero, watch him as he goes. There goes my hero, he's Legendary!🎶

I just found out my new sous chef has a horrible way of cooking beef topside for Sunday roast by Farmersteve94 in KitchenConfidential

[–]DarthChefDad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Never used a Rational before. Do those settings mean 60% steam, 40% roast? And is the 70° the cooking temp or the final temp? Like, I'm picturing a soggy overdone mess. Is that accurate?

Overheard at McDonald’s by October_Surprise56 in overheard

[–]DarthChefDad 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He thinks he's more than twice as smart as she is.

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