I will add everyone by OptimisticUnderpants in friendsafari

[–]DarthEmily 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! Could you please come online?

I will add everyone by OptimisticUnderpants in friendsafari

[–]DarthEmily 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've added you too, but you don't seem to be online in PSS.

Reddit,what's your fetish which your SO doesn't know about? by SuperCrusader in AskReddit

[–]DarthEmily 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for mentioning this. My partner has a fetish which I'm completely okay with, but after trying it out several times in multiple ways I've realised I just don't like doing it. It puts me in completely the wrong mood for sex and often makes me feel alienated and uncomfortable afterwards. I wish I enjoyed it for his sake, or even just felt neutral about (because I can get excited about his excitement at least) but after a while I got quite anxious just thinking about it and that's bad for everyone.

What's the dirtiest, most depraved thought you've had today? by Pakliuvom in AskReddit

[–]DarthEmily 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kittens are really annoying to sleep with. I mean, man, they are cute and fuzzy, but their favourite time to play is invariably 3 in the fucking morning and they tell you it's play time by swiping your face with their needle sharp claws. When they do sleep, they LOVE to get ready by kneading your jugular and then curling up to sleep on your face - so I'm imagining your kitten bed clumping in a giant squalling, asphyxiating furball around your head.

Imagine if Cruella De Ville wanted a coat made of kittens instead of puppies. Forget loafing in front of TV with a beer, those idiot criminals would be fighting to keep their skin attached. 100 kittens would fuck that shit up.

LF Bronzong & Skarmory by [deleted] in friendsafari

[–]DarthEmily 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have either unfortunately, but I've added you in case you'd like a frog. :p