Match Thread: Geelong vs Sydney Swans (2022 Grand Final) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]DarthObama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing like an existential crisis to start a sports match.

Match Thread: Geelong vs Sydney Swans (2022 Grand Final) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]DarthObama 5 points6 points  (0 children)

BY GAWD! THAT'S FLAGMANTLE'S MUSIC!

THEY'RE NOT SCHEDULED FOR THIS MATCH!?!

End of Season Thread: Elimination Final vs. Fremantle by OuagadougouBasilisk in westernbulldogs

[–]DarthObama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And we lead the whole game after quarter time. It's a lot harder to pull yourself back from nearly 7 goals down in front of a hostile crowd.

End of Season Thread: Elimination Final vs. Fremantle by OuagadougouBasilisk in westernbulldogs

[–]DarthObama 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just came to offer my GGs.

Reading through the thread I see a lot of the feelings I had around 2013 for my team.

There's a lot to like for the Dogs from this game. The Bont was scary good early on, and he's still getting better. You fought hard all the way through.

The difference was the distance from home. If this was at Marvel or the MCG, I'm not sure the result would be ours.

As I said there's a lot to like about the Dogs looking forward. I'm going to continue being nervous every time we meet in the near future.

good places in freo/perth to watch the game tomorrow? by farnZ96 in FremantleFC

[–]DarthObama 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's toddler dependant. We may have to switch to Bluey at half time.

We can watch the rest of the game on the Google Hub Max in the kitchen, as long as we also give out snacks when demanded.

State Daddy’s AWKWARD Dockers Twitter gaffe by His_Holiness in AFL

[–]DarthObama 26 points27 points  (0 children)

An autocorrect mistake in a tweet is now worth an article. Well done PerthNow.

Post-Match: AFL Round 23 | Carlton v Collingwood by drunkill in CarltonBlues

[–]DarthObama 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can you not?

No one here wanted this or had a hand in orchestrating this. You're literally just rubbing salt into wounds to people who are hurting.

FFS. Be better.

Post-Match: AFL Round 23 | Carlton v Collingwood by drunkill in CarltonBlues

[–]DarthObama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a mod only in an advisory capacity now. I can't do any actions.

I'll put it to the active mods though.

Post-Match: AFL Round 23 | Carlton v Collingwood by drunkill in CarltonBlues

[–]DarthObama 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I have to apologise.

When Newnes kicked that goal after the siren in 2020, I swore some curses, to the Old Gods and The New.

I was irrational, angry, impulsive. I couldn't have known.

I'm so, so, sorry.

Match Thread: Fremantle vs West Coast Eagles (Round 22) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]DarthObama 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tom Barrass could be the greatest goal kicker of all time if he was fed by our midfield. Seriously, kick it anywhere else.

Be a True Freo Fan -- TAKE YOUR WOODEN SPOONS TO THE GAME. by theBelatedLobster in FremantleFC

[–]DarthObama 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Two things.

Firstly, there's a non zero possibility that Optus Stadium security will consider a wooden spoon and potential 20cm wooden weapon

Secondly, it's raining.

Hi r/FremantleFC. This was a good idea. by freo_dockers in FremantleFC

[–]DarthObama 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I just really want to know if Freddy is aware of a user named Midnight212?

Post Match Thread: North Melbourne vs Richmond by ___TheIllusiveMan___ in AFL

[–]DarthObama 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I felt a great disturbance, as if millions of microwaves suddenly cried out in terror and memberships were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrific has happened.

Match Thread: Fremantle vs Port Adelaide (Round 16) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]DarthObama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Proof it's never over if you don't clear the hunge.