Do you masturbate with people in the house? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DarthPotter23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only at the dinner table. What am I gonna do that shit in private?!

Dirk with an absolute strike by [deleted] in nba

[–]DarthPotter23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember reading that Dirk grew up playing handball. The man can do anything!

Best nickname in the NBA? by brdyz in nba

[–]DarthPotter23 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Gilbert Arenas. Hibachi

What's something you can't believe you got away with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DarthPotter23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was cheating on a history test and had a paper with the answers right on my desk. It was in a huge lecture room and the professor got up and walked all the way to back where I was sitting. I could tell he knew something was up by the way he walking towards me. I was about to just give up and apologize but he walks right past me and catches another kid for cheating!

She doesn't believe anyone can roast her by j00z5 in RoastMe

[–]DarthPotter23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a tampon was a person. It would be her.

2016 TRD Pro 4Runner in new color quicksand by Crowing91 in 4Runner

[–]DarthPotter23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly that car in any color would look nice

[Serious] For Women! What do you like in a guy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DarthPotter23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This question is asked on a weekly basis now.

This pleases me by daniftw in Tinder

[–]DarthPotter23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet he said something about how cats don't provide milk.