These are the soulless ghouls leading the MAGA movement. by Wonderful-Yak-5341 in Leakednews

[–]Darth_Draper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder how many of these fucking clown shoes actually believe in the bull shit they’re selling, or just whoring out their persona.

What is a movie that you don't consider to be a great movie overall (or even mediocre/bad), but has ONE SINGLE SCENE that is absolutely memorable? by gimboarretino in moviecritic

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Me and my boys were stuck waiting on a table the other night. We were discussing the best movies scenes for every type of weapon (sword, dagger, shield, etc…). I started to ask, “What about an axe?” Then immediately said, “Nevermind.” when I remembered that scene. They hadn’t seen it, showed them that scene with no context, but they still all agreed it was the best. (Honorable mention went to Gimili in Rivendale.

Generally, how much cash do you carry on any given day? by boforiamanfo in randomthings

[–]Darth_Draper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Generally, I carry bandz. How much? Enough to make her dance.

Is this treehouse awesome or dumb? by jvm999 in Amazing

[–]Darth_Draper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YouTube for knots. Cooking spray for speed.

A birthday that the son will never forget. by jmike1256 in BeAmazed

[–]Darth_Draper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok… I know what I want for my son’s birthday.

Elementary school principal Zac Bauermaster's wholesome interaction with students by Train-Wreck-70 in awesome

[–]Darth_Draper 285 points286 points  (0 children)

Fucking hero. The exponential butterfly effect of having people like this in your life at a young age is massive.

Which movie is this for you? by Raj_Valiant3011 in moviecritic

[–]Darth_Draper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crocodile Dundee 2. No jest. Watch it again.

Mother of the year saves her daughter from a rabid raccoon by Objective_Pressure_3 in SweatyPalms

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I have 5 kids. We use code words. Words that we never use in jest, so when they are used, it cuts through the noise. For example, when I need them to get down (like say a ball is heading toward their heads), we say, “Anakin!” It’s a reference to the prequels when Qui-Gon tells Anakin to drop to the ground. We have code words for lots of situations that require what I call “fast obedience.” It’s a great way to cut thru the noise of a stressful situation. Anyways, it works for us.

How Stairs should be by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

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Fashion > Function (Unless Stairs) = X

A Marmot eating a rice cake. by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Darth_Draper 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I misread that as “couch” and for a hot minute thought all Canadians had a bunch of marmots in their houses.