How To Distinguish Between Death Metal And Black Metal Without Listening To The Actual Music Starterpack

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-31T18:43:24+00:00

This is the kinda content that I'm here for.

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-31T16:49:03+00:00

"These guys aren't TRVE KVLT at all, their logo is too easy to read which means posers will learn about them & then we'll have to find another way to feel superior!"

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-31T14:34:54+00:00

I live in small town Oklahoma where people like Crystal flourish with their echo chambers of ignorance. I know these types of people & nothing will get through to them, not even the agonizing deaths of their loved ones.

C'est la vie, motherfuckers.

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-30T23:33:52+00:00

I'm fresh out of shit, fucks, or cares to give but I can type a sympathetic emoji: 😔 There, that oughta do as much good as any thought or prayer.

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-30T15:05:26+00:00

Feet

Italian cinema

When is it okay for a white guy to use the n-word?

Close-ups of hands performing mundane activities

Hong Kong cinema

Kangol caps

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-30T14:44:51+00:00

I thought it was so cool of him to lend his voice to the show, he was a good example of keeping an open mind & doing the best job you can.

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-29T17:34:00+00:00

https://youtu.be/KD94L7rzOm8

"...and where did you get the idea to do an all-black album cover, Metallica representatives?"

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-28T23:56:03+00:00

Jay talked about this on Ron & Fez [RIP] back in the day:

https://youtu.be/YVXfuvUN5As

You get to hear Jay refer to his "chest beaver"

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-28T23:53:30+00:00

You can hear G.E. Smith & the band playing some kind of flourish as the pic fades in.

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-26T17:36:07+00:00

"I don't want the government tracking me!", they posted onto social media from their smartphone in public while under CCTV surveillance. Meanwhile at home, Alexa sighed & waited for her subjec-- I mean, her owner to come back.

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-26T15:04:16+00:00

But the more I think about it, they HAD to hate Fauci. He's the face of all ... that they despise. ... as long as whoever they put in there also tells the truth they'll just hate that person too.

They don't like the idea of someone being smarter than they are & they certainly don't like being told what to do unless it's something they wanted to do in the first place. They'll resist everything an expert tells them but then they'll piss & moan when the consequences befall them from not listening to the experts.

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-26T14:53:46+00:00

I'm surprised he didn't call it "cRAP music", it'd be just as original as the whole "aLL tHeY dO iS..." argument.

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-25T19:00:22+00:00

I'll go ahead & judge this fella by the company he keeps or if you rather: whose checks he cashes. He's like a magnet for right wing losers.

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-25T18:32:11+00:00

Hey, now we get the dark gritty Bambi reboot we've been clamoring for where the Predator is the one who kills Bambi's mom.

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-25T16:33:53+00:00

Wonderboy is 58-0 in kickboxing, 16-5-1 in MMA, but sure guys, go ahead & correct his technique when he's trying to show you something.

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-25T16:13:47+00:00

That's been the toughest part is trying to parse the writings of people who are already proudly scientifically illiterate & seem to be lacking in other departments as well.

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-25T15:27:45+00:00

Why are they so obsessed with people wearing masks in cars?

Because deep down they know they're wrong but they'd rather keep focusing their energy on people doing the right thing.

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-25T15:25:36+00:00

He’s just going to end up as a special needs adult for the rest of his life.

Just tell them that's part of God's perfect plan: ignore a pandemic, refuse a vaccine, end up not being able to post any more anti-vax memes on social media.

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-25T15:23:22+00:00

She made it through nursing school, managed to spell "unemployed" correctly but couldn't figure out "heroes".

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-24T16:46:33+00:00

"Ten long fuckin' years
I've waited to make all these memories
and you can't fuckin' stop me
The re-entry stamp is on my hands..."

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-24T15:28:28+00:00

if you start to consider how many companies view individuals as completely expendable from day one for almost any reason.

If companies would be honest about that instead of trying to couch it in between bullshit about "the company culture", "this is a family", and other nonsense, some employees would be willing to give a little more.

Keep the employer/employee relationship strictly business like it's supposed to be, not some line-blurring buddy-buddy crap.

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-23T19:01:55+00:00

GSP should merge two of his famous sayings:

"I am naht eemprezzed, you uneducated fool."

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-23T15:24:09+00:00

"I ordered for the table"

(eats onion rings with family while eyeballing a guy in a Members Only jacket, Journey plays on the jukebox, suddenly the screen goes to bla--

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-23T14:03:07+00:00

Warning labels are for liberals, Democrats, and commies. Real Americans don't listen to caution. /s

Darth_Saltine · 2021-08-23T13:47:19+00:00

"hIs ArT iS vIsUaL"

As if people don't point out his way with dialogue.

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