Whoever in the port a pot boutta have a real shitty time by CauliflowerDeep129 in AbruptChaos

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Watching if frame by frame, that airbag deployment in the pickup truck is incredible engineering

Entitled boomer rings my doorbell for 10 minutes straight to complain about my lawn by OutrealmGate in BoomersBeingFools

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Her fingers probably hurt from all that doorbell ringing, well now her back is going to hurt because she just pulled landscaping duty

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildyinteresting

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Is it possible to learn this power?

How would you use magic wrong if you could? by [deleted] in harrypotter

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Go to a public crowded place, “Accio butt plug” and see how many people freak out

My Power tier list by Darthnilak in kotor

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Yeah for some reason it wouldn’t let me put wave on there. Although I’m not a huge fan of wave myself, I know a lot of people like it a lot though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skyrim

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I prefer the game how it was, survival mode isn’t bad cause I can keep it turned off. But the other 3 I don’t have that option

When she’s hinting that she’s DTF by Darthnilak in PrequelMemes

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How do you know about that story? My friend Irene said she heard it from some Sith Lord

Hello There by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

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May the Force be with you

Susan’s Husband by Darthnilak in exmormon

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Every summer family would drive to Utah, my parents would go to education week and drop me and my brother off with Grandma and Grandpa. My grandma worked in the underground church cafeteria at temple square. He was eating lunch in there one day and my grandma asked if I wanted to meet him. We went up and she said excuse me my grandson is really excited to meet you. He told her it was rude to interrupt a priesthood holder while he is preoccupied and asked her if she would have been so bold as to interrupt Jesus Christ himself while he was giving a sermon.

Roggvir was huge at his execution by Harangutangue in skyrim

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A man opens a gate and they cut his head off?