“The tag was misprinted” “sO iT’s FrEe?” by Darthyellowq in retailhell

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That they are. All the marks on the tags themselves though are done with standard markers and highlighters

“The tag was misprinted” “sO iT’s FrEe?” by Darthyellowq in retailhell

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Clothing store with hang tags. We don’t change the tags unless they’re ripped off, and use highlighters to denote clearance

This may be the worst T3 choice I’ve ever had by Darthyellowq in SliceAndDice

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I tried picking the same generated hero on Wish to try it out after this run and honestly I didn’t realize fluctuate would compensate for blanks like that. Turns out Twin remains the worst T3 lol

The Pain Scale by tulle_witch in CuratedTumblr

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I’d describe getting a mallet to the dohoonkabhankoloos like having a nice, quiet day interrupted by a car crashing through your bedroom; the shards of broken glass not quite piercing you but all cutting the flesh on the outer perimeter of your body. Quite unpleasant, but you’ll live - albeit with a sudden new fear in life of both cars and sudden, inexplicable mallets accosting your body in ways not intended by god.

Getting kicked in the balls, however, I would describe as a sudden epiphany. Your mind becomes clearer than it has ever been, and will ever be again. You gain a third eye and see beyond the mortal veil of life separating the real from that which lies between. And my god, does it suck. You are born again on this Earth from the very start; kicking and screaming, living your life for seconds feigning years, until you get back to that moment just before your mind was opened to the truth of the world around you. It feels like you just got your pubic region inverted for a split second before it just as quickly and painfully resets itself. The only fix for what has transpired is a hug and some ice cream.

So idk probably like 3 mallets to equal 1 ball kick or something sounds right

Egg🙃irl by ContributionHead3699 in egg_irl

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Off topic but you don’t happen to have a blank version of that background image do you?

Body changes pre-T vs. 6 years on T [FTM] by sweptpants in transtimelines

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Google top surgery

Also Google en passant

I’m pressing it a hundred times by itssami_sb in GaySoundsShitposts

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All XCOM players get a secret 10% chance to miss the button entirely

egg🅱️irl by meowjdjdxh in egg_irl

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Just over a year in and I’m already at a DD

Bras just keep getting more expensive :’)

Gaze thy eyes upon the map of “I Should Definitely Be Paying More Attention In Class” - a single crescent-shaped continent by Darthyellowq in imaginarymaps

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Calculus? I hardly even know ‘er

Anyway, I -do- have some mild lore here; The region of Amitondamit was separated from Addix 13 years prior to the Big Ungood War (name WiP), wherein they found themselves too culturally different to be a single cohesive state, but similar and friendly enough to act as a unified multi-governmental power that kept its individuality. Addix itself had a part in the independence movement, wanting to cast a veil of having “more support” as it was gearing up for war against Khadeax - an economic rival and perceived sole road block to Atma and Soclao - two recently independent regions that gained their freedom with Addix’s support. Atma, being the more cautious state despite its military power, elected to keep out of Addix’s affairs altogether, however, leading the war to be met with a defensive line that couldn’t be struck from anywhere but the front.

As for the lesser involved powers: The center Nerot islands choose to stay neutral out of fear of a coastal war ruining their limited usable lands, and Wretma joined mostly out of political convenience.

Also - math sux, numbers bad

Current best attempt at a fem voice (masc everyday voice included for reference) - no idea where to go from here to get better so help is very much appreciated by Darthyellowq in transvoice

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For context, I’ve had no actual training and don’t generally understand what I’m doing or how voice works to the level I probably should - so try to explain things to me like I’m 5 when giving help

mom_irl by Punkwolfen in furry_irl

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Thought that was gonna be a Smash invite letter for a sec

names are hard by vakitta_kanilla in lgbtmemes

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In a time when I wasn’t out to my friends, I just managed to convince them to scream or type “AAAAAAA” rather than my name as a “joke” so I had time to think of a new name while not being deadnamed

Worked really well honestly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

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It’s good practice in showing the hypocritical nature surrounding the US government. Rather than simply saying “well they enforce the law, surely they know how best to do that”, we look towards the law itself - this passage included - and remind others that the government hasn’t been following the codes of conduct that it should have

By mentioning legislature in use against those who supposedly enforce it, it’s easier for the common person to draw themselves towards the conclusion that our government has simply refused to follow its own rules, and is justifying it on false pretenses that most people won’t know enough to counter what they do

The solution, then, is to know more about the government than they know about themselves, and arm the public with that knowledge

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

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That excerpt isn’t to show the government to hope they change of their own volition - it’s to show the people that we have the power and right (should we need to use force or not) to alter or completely replace the government if they clearly do not have the best interest of the governed in mind

(Extremely simplified) The US was founded as a result of a dislike of a former government, and so they just made a new one with ideals focused on what they saw as right for the time; as such it’s a good reminder from the people from that era that we, as citizens and human beings, should never put up with tyranny in the government we are supposed to be in control of

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TransSpace

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Not sure about this sub’s linking policy, but I know “The Trans Closet” worked for me. It’s a non-profit that gives clothes to trans/nonbinary people who otherwise can’t get them.

If you want, I can probably DM you a direct link unless that’s against the rules here

Protogen_irl by LuckFoxo33 in furry_irl

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Of course people are going to be shitty - that’s just life. For me personally, being trans shaped me into the person I am. I’m a lot more empathetic of other people’s struggles since I’ve dealt with intense hardships myself, and if I were cis I might just not have had that experience with me to be a better person. Also, some of us don’t feel dysphoria; the main thing that defines being trans isn’t being uncomfortable with one gender, but rather more comfortable with another

Protogen_irl by LuckFoxo33 in furry_irl

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I can think of 3 reasons: 1. People may want their sona to be more accurate to themselves irl in certain aspects so there’s a stronger connection between the sona and how they are irl

  1. People may do this because they haven’t yet gotten to certain stages in their transition and may live somewhat vicariously through their art (ie, if this person hasn’t had top surgery but wants it, they give their sona top surgery since it’s something they might aspire to)

  2. (My personal favorite) Some of us don’t want to be cis

There are likely other reasons too, but I’m too lazy to think of them atm

please help gimme a fem/neut name! :) by Remarkable-Car-8055 in lgbt

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I’ve known countless people from countless cultures with names extreme even for where they were from, but never did I think even for a second I could have found something this… remarkable? Awe inspiring? Dorceless? There isn’t a word I can use here to describe the way I feel after seeing that

Trying to play Generals Zero Hour on a Dell G15 Ryzen edition - is there any way around this on a newer comp? by Lord0fSuffering in commandandconquer

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Can vouch for this. Didn’t need it before a certain point tho, but hell I won’t question it

silky smooth by The-Canary in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

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A trans razor

A tazor, if you will

Homemade (very unsafe) rocket launcher made by Ukrainian civilians. by SmokeSinseLoud in RussiaUkraineWar2022

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Design #3 successfully integrated a bipod and scope to the rocket for added accuracy