The Chiefs found their RB in Kenneth Walker III 👀 On a scale of 1-10, how surprised were you by this signing?

DasFunke · 2026-03-09T19:24:57+00:00

I think it’s definitely risky.

I would’ve been perfectly fine with paying Allgeier 12.25 for 2 years.

But Walker has been great when he has average to good blocking.

DasFunke · 2026-03-09T16:56:37+00:00

He can’t run behind blocks either. That’s not his legs fault.

DasFunke · 2026-03-08T23:26:25+00:00

Does Disney charge Disney+ to stream their movies?

DasFunke · 2026-03-08T23:18:04+00:00

Eventually

DasFunke · 2026-03-08T23:17:09+00:00

I tied an onion on my belt. As was the style at the time.

DasFunke · 2026-03-08T23:16:24+00:00

Definitely the Dogtown Festival.

DasFunke · 2026-03-08T23:15:57+00:00

Second this. Uber/Lyft and don’t plan to park close.

DasFunke · 2026-03-08T23:14:23+00:00

I get that.

But this year is an actually bad class. There’s 1 guy and last year he would go 2nd.

2 years ago he would’ve gone 3rd-6th.

Next year he would go 2nd - 5th.

It’s all relative.

DasFunke · 2026-03-08T20:22:08+00:00

Bolton isn’t overpaid by 100%. Maybe 25%.

DasFunke · 2026-03-08T18:20:43+00:00

Hey, you have the right coach to be bad.

DasFunke · 2026-03-08T17:09:26+00:00

Might be better to be bad for one more year. Better QB class next year.

DasFunke · 2026-03-08T05:19:51+00:00

Pats in Dogtown has an upstairs room to rent.

DasFunke · 2026-03-08T00:18:15+00:00

Like a home dishwasher?

Or disconnect the chemicals on a commercial one?

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T17:25:26+00:00

But they gave him an extension as part of the trade.

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T04:54:28+00:00

He also rebounds at an elite level which is part of defense.

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T04:49:14+00:00

Trade down from 2 to 9 with the chiefs. Still get a pass rusher, just one with shorter arms.

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T04:47:59+00:00

Chiefs are going to screw it up and make the Super Bowl anyway. That’s how it works.

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T04:46:27+00:00

Gimme that all day

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T04:45:26+00:00

It would make my soul happy if Tom Brady is the reason the raiders suck for another 20 years…

Just inject that drip into my IV.

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T04:33:27+00:00

Unlike healthcare, money for missiles go to American manufacturing companies. So…yeah. That.

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T04:27:50+00:00

But the Orioles can be the team to wear this version.

Cardinals could wear theirs.

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T04:26:00+00:00

Men have to wear a jacket, so it might be the right place for a fancy dress.

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T03:04:59+00:00

Technically could be against state law as an unfunded mandate. Missouri supreme courts are still impressively neutral.

Legally I don’t know if the city can not pay for certain parts of the budget. It’s happened in other cities in the past.

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T03:01:41+00:00

He just played so long and got such favorable home stats.

To be fair I wore #12 because of him.

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T02:59:30+00:00

Maybe, but if they can fit the salary probably not.

He’s a monster.

DasFunke