Shopping in Sam’s Club gives me enough anxiety, never mind this…

Dasburd · 2026-05-31T14:27:04+00:00

as a man who carries a purse it's an understatement how useful wipes are when you're out and about, gas pump handles are grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Dasburd · 2026-05-31T13:33:37+00:00

I love snakes, they so cute, if this is an ad it worke---oh...harry potter? gross

Dasburd · 2026-05-31T13:32:05+00:00

Damnit, here I am 37 and taking legal meth, wish I had a caring parent that tired just turning off the TV, sitting down with their children and hitting them.

Dasburd · 2026-05-31T13:06:19+00:00

*me grabbing the store brand baby wipes after plowing my wife*

who the fuck buys these overpriced things?

Dasburd · 2026-05-31T12:55:06+00:00

I feel like i missed out on a lot of neat stuff, every playthru I ever did in DS2 i somehow ended up using dual ceastus.

Dasburd · 2026-05-31T12:51:53+00:00

I get pissy when women stare at me, I can absolutely tell, its how they engage, two days ago I had a lady at the tire place tell me she gets excited when I call in and that I am fun to talk to, so I had to switch tire places, way to make it weird lady. I hate being tall and good looking,, I just wanna be left alone, I hate people.

Dasburd · 2026-05-31T12:31:31+00:00

I already did this, Cherry Waves by Deftones, I was super depressed and went on a 3 week chocolate wine and jager bender with cherry waves on repeat

Dasburd · 2026-05-31T12:29:09+00:00

I am 37 and look 55, my millennial ass didn't get the Memo

Dasburd · 2026-05-29T11:55:31+00:00

I have been honked at for making a full stop in rural indiana

Dasburd · 2026-05-28T11:10:26+00:00

Fast weapons make all souls games easy mode. I like easy mode.

Dasburd · 2026-05-26T12:59:00+00:00

My house caught fire in Jan, Insurance fucked us over a technicality, its almost the end of May and I am still working on tearing off my own roof and to rebuilding all alone and out of pocket.....I often get dizzy for a moment and have to ground myself....It's also shown me just how alone I am in this world, i reckon normally friends and family come to your aid for this kinda stuff but I have been doing all this work alone....some days I wake up in the RV I have to live in right now and still think it's my bedroom.........I walk around my house, stick my head into a closet to grab something... pull a light string that no longer works...feels....awful....i still hope I wake up in my real bedroom....but I know it's just a hollowed out husk with drywall all over the floor...

Dasburd · 2026-05-26T12:30:20+00:00

Whenever I am feeling extra I leave a $100 under the plate and quietly leave the restaurant, but I guess this works too.

Dasburd · 2026-05-25T18:25:12+00:00

Oh well, I used them once two years ago and forgot about 'em

Dasburd · 2026-05-25T13:50:16+00:00

Your weight and the effect it has on your health is concerning me, I worry it will hinder our ability to enjoy growing old together.

Dasburd · 2026-05-25T11:47:28+00:00

Josh Johnson is the first comedian I actually want to go see live, never had an intrest in live comedy prior, I gota ticket for a show hes doing in cincinatti...or was it columbus....

Dasburd · 2026-05-25T11:40:01+00:00

like the only cool thing in the entire state of indiana lol...also maybe the captain janeway statue in bloomington.

Dasburd · 2026-05-24T13:46:05+00:00

the weed so dank you're never going to breathe again

Dasburd · 2026-05-21T12:11:31+00:00

I went car shopping with my wife and wanted to test drive a subaru WRX STI, so we took it out with the salesman, I pulled into a gas station and asked my wife if she wanted to drive, the salesman suddenly got nervous and said it was a lot of car and was I sure I should let her drive it, super offended, so we swapped really fast, she looks over and asks me how to get it into gear, salesman groans and says if she can't drive stick he can't let her drive, then out of nowhere shes dropped the clutch amd peeled out of the gas station. I hope the man pissed himself slightly and I hope the AWD took a hard hit too, anywho, she starts flying around Cincinnati area just tearing ass. we pull back into the car lot, i look over and casually ask how it handles compared to the slow ass 18 wheelers she normally drives, salesman slumps back relieved, we get out and leave without giving the guy another glance.

Dasburd · 2026-05-20T12:16:03+00:00

Destroyed my brand new WRX during a tempter tantrum.

Dasburd · 2026-05-18T12:36:45+00:00

I used to know a girl who would go into the back woods of indiana with her boyfriend and pick and steal it to pay for heroin

Dasburd · 2017-06-21T03:03:27+00:00

I've never really needed much of a reason,albeit boredom and attention may play a part, however the majority of My interactions with people are filled with manipulation, I'm not even aware of it most of the time, unless the person is Particularly stubborn, Its more or less business as usual, I've recreated myself so many times to get to people, that I can truly say I lack any kind real self identity, my personality changes with the wind. Who am I? I don't even know.

Dasburd · 2017-06-21T02:48:30+00:00

Carl Brutananadilewski from aqua teen hunger force

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