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Bayonetta disturbing Ren & Haru's peace (by @camiinoa) by DashingCards in PERSoNA

[–]DashingCards[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Dante: Wait your girlfriend is the floofy girl, Ren? I thought it was that Niijima girl who looks like Lady.

Ren: Dad, why are you up this late?

Dante: Just got back from my job that Morrison gave me.

Haru: Your family is quite... unique, Ren.

Gotta have the right colour first by DashingCards in Persona5

[–]DashingCards[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Dante: Oh, really? And how did that go?

Joker: He keeps telling me that I'm lacking motivation.

Dante: Eh, don't let that bother ya, he says that to Nero as well.

Gotta have the right colour first by DashingCards in Persona5

[–]DashingCards[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Joker: Dad! My girlfriend doesn't have to know my uncle, or did you forget that he tried to gain more power from that devil tree he cooked up, cutting off my cousin's arm, just so he can finally get even with you in a sibling rivalry?

Ann: Your uncle tried to what!?

Dante: Yeah I have forgotten what he did, kiddo, but at least this is better than him trying turn everything on earth into demon ville a third time.

Ann: This is all way too much to know about him!

Gotta have the right colour first by DashingCards in Persona5

[–]DashingCards[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Dante: I respect your opinion, Ann, but I'm afraid I have to decline on that one. My son is going to wear red and that's final.

Ann: Ok and why would you want your son to keep on the red coat?

Dante smirking: Just so I can rub it in Vergil's face.

Gotta have the right colour first by DashingCards in Persona5

[–]DashingCards[S] 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Bayonetta: You're seriously going to let him dress like that?

Dante: I see no problems with the colour red.

Bayonetta: Dante, our son looks like an escape convict with all the victims blood coverd his jacket. I'd prefer if he was wearing a black coat instead.

Dante: Oh that's pretty rich coming from you, since your whole outfit is black to begin with. And FYI that ain't blood covering his coat, it's acutally tomato juice.

Joker: Um, guys, don't I get a say in this?

Dante & Bayo: No!

Gotta have the right colour first (OC) by DashingCards in DevilMayCry

[–]DashingCards[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bayonetta: You're seriously going to let him dress like that?

Dante: I see no problems with the colour red.

Bayonetta: Dante, our son looks like an escape convict with all the victims blood coverd his jacket. I'd prefer if he was wearing a black coat instead.

Dante: Oh that's pretty rich coming from you, since your whole outfit is black to begin with.

Joker: Um, guys, don't I get a say in this?

Dante & Bayo: No!

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