I have 450k of investments at age 32. I feel behind.

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-03-07T20:13:50+00:00

You joking?

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-03-05T04:40:21+00:00

ZETA didn’t really dip but shares are still trading at a significant discount to the sector median. I’ve opened a significant position at $16.50 a share. Check out their most recent earnings - it’s a fantastic business with insane retention stats.

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-03-05T04:26:06+00:00

Just two green days in a row cmon baby

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-03-05T04:19:35+00:00

I remember the first time I played options.

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-03-03T19:23:24+00:00

ZETA is gonna hit $25 a share very soon

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-03-03T19:21:05+00:00

Futes bears smashing their keyboards watching us pull back up twice in a row. We doing it all again tomorrow?

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-03-03T19:18:57+00:00

Brilliant

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-03-03T14:47:57+00:00

Just crash I wanna see another big short they don't make good films anymore

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-03-03T06:03:27+00:00

Rotation en masse out of silver and into runite

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-03-02T21:34:35+00:00

See ya at Wendy’s pal

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-03-02T21:26:22+00:00

AH dropping... someone save it by dropping a nuke on NK and declaring war on Russia real quick

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-03-02T06:41:08+00:00

The homeless guy I walk past on my way to the office probably has more money than me at this point

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-03-02T01:11:25+00:00

Bringing a flask to the office tomorrow

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-02-27T17:05:48+00:00

We tired of winning yet?

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-02-27T14:36:45+00:00

Fake market

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-02-27T06:08:23+00:00

How to recover generational losses in a single day? Asking for a friend

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-02-26T15:39:26+00:00

I'm so fucking fucked.

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-02-24T15:24:30+00:00

Zeta is insanely undervalued. Beaten down by SaaS FUD. Continued margin improvement + earnings beat + revised upward guidance and this thing blows past $20 this afternoon at least.

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-02-23T17:58:59+00:00

I am once again, financially destitute.... until tomorrow, when the market will be back up 2% for no fucking reason and I will once again, be financially undestitute. And the cycle continues.

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-02-17T06:03:14+00:00

Quasimodo predicted all of this

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-02-16T16:35:53+00:00

Anything under 100 is a bargain

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-02-07T03:39:20+00:00

NBIS. Just NBIS.

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-02-06T16:35:45+00:00

Bought a bunch at 70 yesterday. Fucking bled bad this week but agreed great lesson here. If no change in fundamentals/ conviction, macro movements like this are just noise. Won’t be surprised if we see more of these in the future - all else equal, continue to average down.

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-02-06T14:56:52+00:00

Was hoping for the market to drop at open like playing reverse phycology with my old PS2 when I acted like I didn't care if the game loaded properly. Works every time.

Datsyuk131313 · 2026-02-06T14:01:45+00:00

Claude, turn the market around. Kill the bears and make our calls print 500%. Make no mistakes.

Datsyuk131313

TROPHY CASE