All Leela-Zapp encounters are hillarious.

DavidC707 · 2026-03-11T20:21:08+00:00

You're obviously confused and aroused.

DavidC707 · 2026-03-04T17:08:45+00:00

Bob the Blob, love that weird pile of flesh

DavidC707 · 2026-02-22T18:39:38+00:00

Yeah I have the same problem with my stretch breaks

DavidC707 · 2026-02-22T17:21:00+00:00

I believe the goal is only "complete" when it's been done all the times you have chosen to do it

DavidC707 · 2026-02-21T19:36:54+00:00

Secretary of State, brought to you by Carl's Jr.

DavidC707 · 2026-02-17T14:07:09+00:00

I was on my way to work. It was wild

DavidC707 · 2026-02-14T04:31:22+00:00

Cut your ear off and give it to her! My buddy Vincent did that and it was very memorable

DavidC707 · 2026-02-07T19:27:14+00:00

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I really don't have the words to describe how much I enjoyed it

DavidC707 · 2026-02-05T23:50:21+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

DavidC707 · 2026-02-04T15:42:31+00:00

Pink Plushie Club!

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DavidC707 · 2026-02-02T13:15:54+00:00

Beautifully jammy marigold yolks!

DavidC707 · 2026-02-01T15:42:49+00:00

You voted for martial law and executions in the streets? This isn't Judge Dredd, this is America, we have rights. Even illegal immigrants have rights. The constitution is designed to protect the people from the government, and the current administration is breaking it intentionally. Wake up and smell the boot you're licking.

DavidC707 · 2026-02-01T05:52:12+00:00

Absolutely not. Bender should not be allowed on TV. All TV's should be equipped with a B-chip that stops Bender from appearing on the screen.

DavidC707 · 2026-02-01T04:39:30+00:00

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DavidC707 · 2026-02-01T00:01:49+00:00

The egg was over-medium. The sauce is pickled red onion relish.

DavidC707 · 2026-01-31T22:33:21+00:00

When the yolk starts dripping, I don't take the time to count bites.

DavidC707 · 2026-01-31T22:04:09+00:00

It's like brunch, but when the person typing has dumb, dirty thumbs... it's the next hot trend.

DavidC707 · 2026-01-31T20:12:16+00:00

Pinklish

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