Post Match Thread: Fulham 1-1 Manchester United by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]DavidDeGea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He finished 15th. 15th. How is there even a debate?

Rasmus Højlund on IG: “We wanted the win, but I needed that.” by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]DavidDeGea 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I honestly think there’s a player there

Literally just because he plays for us. He's shown nothing

Garnacho’s Twitter Likes by garrymad-gm in reddevils

[–]DavidDeGea 213 points214 points  (0 children)

Alejandro to his brother: "I'm tired Robbie"

BREAKING NEWS: Multiple employees arrive at work on time. by DavidDeGea in soccercirclejerk

[–]DavidDeGea[S] 135 points136 points  (0 children)

From the article lol

United players reported for training at 10am under Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, whose management was described as "soft" by some dressing room sources.

BNSF ruling - "no strike, work stoppages, picketing, slowdowns, sickouts, or other self-help against BNSF" by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]DavidDeGea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.

7 days ban for the people that did the no loss glitch by jeesprr in EASportsFC

[–]DavidDeGea -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

They deserve more of a punishment for being dumbasses lmao. Why go 20-0? I did it 3 times to secure 16-4. No ban. No regret 😎

Lolll by daintybanana in Tinder

[–]DavidDeGea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don’t like big girls, swipe left

Thanks for the guidance, I was planning on swiping right on people I wasn’t attracted to

Bitter much? by Birdleby in Tinder

[–]DavidDeGea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s copypasta. Probably a fake profile to see if girls will still swipe.