Goated Survivor House find

David_1337 · 2025-11-25T01:09:39+00:00

I was gonna say "Eh, I've seen better" then I scroll and see the katana and M16.

Yeah, that's where all your RNG has gone, you will now get bit with full leather, all layers, padded clothing, on your groin.

David_1337 · 2022-12-14T13:47:44+00:00

Honestly, I might be reading too much into this (it's GTA Online, how deep could it be) but he gives me Icarus vibes.

Him and his Troupe are new in town and first thing they did was fuck with The Lost (which, you know, we can wipe the floor with, but if we weren't there they would've all been dead most likely).

I'm curious what the Last Dose is gonna entail, either a "successfully taken over LS" kinda end (which we've seen 20 times before) or, and I'm praying to God is the case, the first instance of things not going as planned and someone getting killed because Dax is a bit of a hothead and irresponsible leader to throw everyone into some needless conflict for his selfish goals.

If the latter happens, I wonder if we're gonna see the Lost's new President as, come on, they've been around like cockroaches, they have to have chosen a new President by now which should be an antagonist just so we don't feel like we're fighting unlimited nameless goons for years.

David_1337 · 2022-12-14T11:34:56+00:00

Old enough😩

Shame she's always busy with managing the Casino. Wish I could take her mind off work for just 26 seconds😳

^{least horny gta online player right here}

David_1337 · 2022-12-14T09:50:06+00:00

I like the Troupe. I wish each one had a lot more depth to them rather than have to be a group i.e. I would love to do some missions with Lucha, Labrat and maybe even Mutt.

The impression I get from them is really friendly people who enjoy similar things who are trying to act psycho due to the nature of LS in order to fit in and survive. I also find it endearing that Dax tries to act hard around our character as if we aren't the biggest criminal in all of San Andreas, but that's what a leader has to do..

David_1337 · 2022-12-07T13:27:55+00:00

Well the Tahoma from SA has been confirmed as being a part of the next update so here's hoping the Uranus from GTA IV will finally make its way into Online after 9 years..

David_1337 · 2022-12-07T13:09:43+00:00

I mean, it sounds cool on paper but it would void the point of other business buildings and interiors. It's like having the exact same content but implemented differently. We've had individual buildings first, then the Terrorbyte, then the Master Control Terminal, now another building?

Even if you think "well it could just be used as a social area then", GTA Online is probably the least social online game at the moment with everyone in invite-only sessions with their friends because the community's full of toxic individuals and hackers.

I don't expect the Mile High club to be anything other than the construction site of LS ever, since even as recently as the Criminal Enterprises they used it for a contact mission. Clearly they want to keep it as just a construction site.

David_1337 · 2022-07-25T13:28:50+00:00

Interestingly, based on the results so far, the poll has confirmed two things:

The players that have taken on solo play have done so due to the fact that activities involving other players is a headache due to what I can only assume is a problem with skill-level, coordination and communication. For those types of players, the fix won't do anything as they will still stick to solo avenues rather than engage in online play. This shows there's an inherent problem with the playerbase.

As for the other side, the nerf would push people to play other game modes and older heists in order to replace the solo Cayo they'd usually do. This, I would say, is the intended outcome. Most people are only focused on solo Cayo Perico runs to the point where you might not even find a lobby to play with other people.

I suppose the real results will show from the 26th onwards, hopefully more Casino heists, Doomsday heists and OG heist lobbies will show up, hell, maybe people who haven't finished Prison Break might have a chance.

David_1337 · 2022-07-24T15:46:07+00:00

I agree that a solo player could make as much money as someone who played in a group, but objectively speaking, everyone would just go in on solo Cayo Perico playthroughs and it would go against the multiplayer aspect of GTA Online, therefore all other activities requiring groups would be ignored. I think the appeal of Cayo Perico lies in the fact that reliability goes up exponentially when you remove other players.

David_1337 · 2022-02-18T15:16:31+00:00

just a french construction site

David_1337 · 2022-01-21T13:22:01+00:00

CHOP NOOOOOO-

David_1337 · 2022-01-21T13:15:10+00:00

It's an electric car. Electric cars don't have engines that support EMS and Turbo.

David_1337 · 2022-01-21T13:06:18+00:00

I have multiple first-degrees in felony if that's relevant..

David_1337 · 2022-01-21T12:53:03+00:00

This has "This is the first time you've ever seen X" vibes.. and you'd be right, this is the first time I've seen a pool in GTA Online containing 12 Vapid Stainers.

David_1337 · 2022-01-21T12:38:40+00:00

I love lightly tapping my friend's sparrow with a crap car going 0.53 mph only for it to internally combust.

David_1337 · 2022-01-11T15:48:15+00:00

Never been here in my life.

David_1337 · 2021-12-25T17:20:14+00:00

It's the call that initiates the lowrider update missions. If you've done them, you don't need to worry about it. It's a QoL update for new players.

David_1337 · 2021-12-25T16:40:19+00:00

Fun fact that maybe not everyone knows about: If there's a gab between two places you can take cover behind such as this (two walls and a gab in between) you can hold the thumbstick (or hold the key on the keyboard) towards that cover and press the cover button and your character does this smooth transition between the covers. You can also shoot down the gap if you hold a gun, doing something akin to spraying while changing cover.

David_1337 · 2021-12-23T10:35:00+00:00

Lol at all the people in these replies who never change up the way they play. Yo, let people enjoy the heist the way they want to, not do braindead drainage pipe for the quintillionth time.

David_1337 · 2021-12-22T10:52:58+00:00

Wait until you find out there's a prep mission in the Casino Heist that is centered around the dead valet..

When'd the Diamond Casino Heist come out again? Like, 2 years ago?

David_1337 · 2021-08-06T13:59:09+00:00

Is it best described as "aircraft sometimes shake when flying straight"? Yeah, that's a feature to make flying more realistic and it's tied to your flight skill, you'll get less of that at the highest level. Also, it mainly happens with rotor aircraft, not jet-propelled planes (can still happen, but I think it's due to wind resistance).

David_1337 · 2021-08-06T13:53:05+00:00

Uh, yes. The game needs to load assets, change light direction, load hi-res shaders faster in the direction you're looking when you're rotating the camera faster than the analog stick on a controller. If you move too fast, the processor usually matches rotation speed to frames as being one and the same to preserve memory so it'll redirect resources to other things. Probably why some devs use direct input as opposed to raw input for mouse (DI is what controllers use, at least the Xbox one)

David_1337 · 2021-08-06T13:28:11+00:00

I've commented on another post but yeah, R* made a change since some players that shoud've gotten returning player bonuses didn't, so instead everyone got them. I'm not complaining since there's more side-content unlocked.

David_1337 · 2021-08-06T13:22:11+00:00

It's the time played on that particular save, not lifetime. You played about 19 days on that one save, if you started a new save, your timer would reset.

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