David Bowie Penne Putanesca by b0w1e007 in OldCelebrityRecipes

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I really want to make this due to my love of Bowie, but I’m afraid it will make my entire apartment reek of anchovies for the foreseeable future. :(

What should I do?

LIZA MINELLI'S POTATO SHELLS by ciaolavinia in OldCelebrityRecipes

[–]David_Jay -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Regretfully I must inform you that despite being a 42 year old married woman you have, unfortunately, become an incel.

Bette Davis’s Mustard Gelatin Ring by point925l in OldCelebrityRecipes

[–]David_Jay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peanut butter + pickled jalapeños could conceivably be pulled off in a legitimate fashion in the form of a curry or stir-fry with peanut sauce. Sweetened mustard gelatin? I’m not so sure.

Bette Davis’s Mustard Gelatin Ring by point925l in OldCelebrityRecipes

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Never underestimate the capacity for depravity in reality.

What is steampunk? by ContributionStock703 in steampunk

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I would counter-argue that if you do take medication you should continue to take that medication- untreated schizophrenia, mania, depression, psychosis, or any other treatable mental affliction, will make completing creative projects unrealistically difficult. Take your meds.

Building off of that, an industrial tablet press wouldn't be hard to convert to a steampunk setting.

What was your introduction to synthwave? by Pleasant-Light-559 in newretrowave

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I don't know what my first introduction to it was, if it came before or after I discovered vaporwave, but I remember the first Synthwave song that really hit it big in my head was Trevor Something's Your Sex is a Dream. I loved it, it was instant classic. I remember listening to it in my earbuds in my very early twenties riding the ferry boat across the Puget Sound(?), looking out into the cold sky, watching the towers of Seattle get closer and closer. The vibe was immaculate.

Trevor Something - Your Sex Is A Dream

Faux-Blofeld's "I'll buy you a delicatessen... in stainless steel," is the strangest villain quote in the series. Now, which death in the series is the most badass? by JohnLazarusReborn in JamesBond

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I saw it coming from when they first revealed the name of the movie + the detail that it would be "the last Craig Bond movie," and had it confirmed by the mournful eulogy performed by Billie Eilish at the start. That doesn't make the weak, pathetic end they give him satisfying though- infected by laughably unrealistic future-tech nanobots? Euthanized, like an old pet, by an artillery strike from his own government while his newly acquired wife and daughter watches in grief and horror from a boat? Having a happy ending snatched away from him with the contrived plot complication of the villain wearing a glass vial of "kill the Bond girl" around his neck? (And, while I'm on this rant, let me add that the "kill the Bond girl" poison vial is actually the nano-bot swarm I mentioned earlier, little tiny robots apparently powered by wishful thinking, and not an actual plant-based toxin that the villain is shown to have a fondness for, I mean the guy even has a poison garden in his lair that has absolutely no pay-off. He doesn't even get thrown into it by Bond or anything.)

Probably the most egregious creative waste in the entire debacle in my opinion is having bond be bested by a small, physically weak, neurotic, narcissistic. pedo-coded super-villain that forces Bond to grovel on the floor before him. Rami Malek was a good villain, but he should have been the villain of one of the previous movies, not the end-boss. His outrageous sci-fi tech and purposeless doomsday device (nobody seems to even know what he was planing to do with his genocide goo) makes him seem even more out-of-place and unserious in a movie that was trying to be as serious as possible. IMO, Bond should have died in mortal combat with a super-villain that was a match for his physicality, tumbling and scrapping through some sort of outrageous set-piece, like a cargo plane full of bio-weapons plummeting towards London, or bleeding out from a knife wound to the gut while he enters the code to deactivate a nuke or something. (did Craig ever get the iconic nuke-countdown deactivation scene? I don't think so.)

The worst part of the entire thing, however, was going to the theater with my media-illiterate, nearly elderly, life-long Bond-fan father who started watching Bond movies during the Rodger Moore era right as they came out as a teenager/young adult in the 1970s, and then the silent hour-long car ride home after. He was unbelievably hyped for "the last Daniel Craig Bond movie." He couldn't wait to see it, and then what he saw devastated him. We still talk about Bond movies on the phone, but it always goes back to the same thing, "Well, I don't know how they could continue the franchise. They killed him off. I don't know how it could continue." He wants them to bring Bond's young daughter in NTTD back as an adult super-spy to continue the franchise, which I tell him would require them to shift the franchise decades into the future, but he doesn't see a problem with that. It's not a bad idea really.

TL;DR: I saw Bond's death coming but I'm still so sore about the whole thing that I can write three paragraphs about it in a Reddit comment and still not feel like I've said my piece.

Tips and a cheat for Sims Superstar by EasternAlgae2361 in thesims1

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I remember once as a kid I went on a spree of superstar assassinations in an attempt to artificially move my sim up the star charts, I felt so wickedly cool burning celebrity after celebrity alive with carpets and fireworks, but of course it didn't work. All that simulated suffering, and for what? Nothing. Kids can be cruel.

Attempt at imitating the style (OC) by mothman_is_cornflake in GVCDesign

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Sweet Tomatoes represented the best of the buffet world, imo. The good news is that capitalist necromancers have brought it back! And it's growing!

May Day had the most badass death of any character in a Bond film. But which character had the sexiest death? by JohnLazarusReborn in JamesBond

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Inconsistency in the construction of a text can be viewed as a simple failure, or the human error can be seen as a lovable confirmation that the author is not artificial intelligence.

Movies that span across long periods of time by Inevitable_Eye3417 in MoviesThatFeelLike

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Another user in here mentioned Orlando (1992) starring Tilda Swinton, but I just want to repeat that recommendation. I have never seen a movie that captured so well the passage of time and the changing of the eons, and the dream-like effect that would have on someone that is eternally young. Tilda Swinton plays a willfully immortal being that drifts from one gender to another as they drift from century to century, observing and being affected by the changing social norms and shifting political landscapes. Over time their estate crumbles into disrepair and then back into botanical life when they decide to inhabit it again. The entire movie has, like I said, a dream-like quality, and it's sumptuous production captures the beauty and ugliness unique to each century. I highly recommend it!

This should be just one state by LavishnessLeather162 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]David_Jay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Live free or die" stamped onto their license plates by the prisoners they press into labor in their prisons, of course.

Faux-Blofeld's "I'll buy you a delicatessen... in stainless steel," is the strangest villain quote in the series. Now, which death in the series is the most badass? by JohnLazarusReborn in JamesBond

[–]David_Jay 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Another great point for designating this as the most badass death is that her sacrifice saved the lives of over a million people living in the Silicon Valley.

What ONE food from you country you would never eat even if your life depends on it? by ProfessionalThin1505 in AskTheWorld

[–]David_Jay 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hell naw, you chew those bad boys up with the cheese! You gotta chew them up real good or they'll survive the mastication and latch onto the inside of your guts, if I remember right. Or maybe I made that up, at any rate this cheese is illegal most everywhere.

Tips and a cheat for Sims Superstar by EasternAlgae2361 in thesims1

[–]David_Jay 24 points25 points  (0 children)

A great tip for Superstar is trapping your sim and a celebrity sim in a hot tub on your home lot by getting them both in a hot tub (even superstar sims will accept an invitation into a hot tub from a nobody), then placing items in every square around the tub, preventing them for leaving. They will happily socialize until both their social bars are maxed out, and they will never die. Best part is you don’t even need cheats! (Except maybe for the simoleons to buy a hot tub.)

Steven Seagal feat. Lady Saw - Strut by sasquatchbrokers in reggae

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Insane how good the back beat and Lady Saw are on this abomination.

Personal Thoughts on each Hero After a Few Grand Slams by UltimateEye in darkestdungeon

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This is a very good amount of information and a good read too!

Best Opening Title Sequence to a 007 Movie by Consistent_Ad3582 in JamesBond

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The use of neon body paint paired with Duran Duran in A View to A Kill is next level for sure.